Jamie Smith

shush man, national simp

[G @Gideoomatic]

Ohdeargawd stinker and hooked

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

Arsenal struggling against 2026 Man United but they think they’d beat our 2008 team

[Reece Loveland @ReeceLSport]

That Amorim Presser will go down in history

Slagged the board off. Slagged Gary Neville off. Slagged the sporting director off. Slagged himself off, stormed out and got sacked because of it .

Amazing work

[B @utdbrxy]

38 finals.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Manchester United.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

You achieved your boyhood dreams of playing for this football club scoring 138 goals. A role model for many people all around the world for your work on & off the field.

You done us proud, Marcus.❤️🫶🏽

[𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙤 @UTDRico8]

Never forget when Bruno played 120 minutes, scored a goal, hit the crossbar nearly scoring one of the best goals ever seen at OT, led a comeback for the ages then stayed at sign autographs for fans more than two hours after the game had finished.

[Roby @RobyPoto]

Let it all work out. https://t.co/C9AUclqeUK

[Brett @utdBrett]

I could not be more certain about a pair of celebrities having no clue who the other one is

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

Mainoo at 19 was the 5th youngest player to play in a major tournament final EVER with the senior squad

Whilst Elliot is 22 and still playing with the U 21’s

This isn’t the flex you think it is

[AngryGinge Updates @GingeUpdates]

🚨| AngryGinge reveals his signed match-worn Soccer Aid 2025 shirt signed by everyone except one man…

Carlos Tevez 😭😭

[Pharuk. 🇪🇸 @pharukdagreat]

Wazza disrespect. We’ve lost the plot.

[Fireball @CleanRas]

His idols were United players, thanks 👍🏾

[🥤 @stigmabrunoo]

Every midfielder is better than Bruno Fernandes until it’s time to face Bruno Fernandes 😢

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Training footage in a farewell video is jokes😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jake @jakeperry97]

The only 2 Georgians to do it in Germany

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

📊 Bruno vs Ødegaard – Stats in All Competitions (2024/25)

⚽ Goals:
🇵🇹 Bruno (19)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (5)

🎯 Assists:
🇵🇹 Bruno (20)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (11)

🔑 Key Passes:
🇵🇹 Bruno (155)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (97)

🎁 Big Chances Created:
🇵🇹 Bruno (26)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (19)

🛡️ Interceptions:
🇵🇹 Bruno (36)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (9)

⚔️ Tackles:
🇵🇹 Bruno (121)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (28)

🎯 Pass Accuracy:
🇵🇹 Bruno (80%)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (87%)

⭐ Average Rating:
🇵🇹 Bruno (7.7)
🇳🇴 Ødegaard (7.3)

[B @utdbrxy]

taking a red card instead of backing yourself in a 1 on 1 against hojlund is enough to convince me emi martinez aint it

[deng @UTDDeng]

This is a dream, I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and it’s gonna be the morning of the final.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

If you do one thing today, make sure you watch this.