Jamie Keeling

Snoot booper 🐶

[Jamie Keeling @Jamie_Keeling]

🙌🤯🙌🤯🙌🤯🙌🤯🙌🤯🙌

[Ben Adam @benadam11]

Gonna tell this to my boss next time I break prod

[Jamie Keeling @Jamie_Keeling]

Back in the homeland! It’s been a while - made sure to walk down a certain street @WARDOGS 💪

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Israel struggles after facing opponent that isn’t an unarmed 6-year-old.

[NASA Wallops @NASAWallops]

A frog photobombed a Moon mission 🐸🚀

Thirteen years ago this week, NASA’s LADEE launched (leaped?) from Wallops, the facility’s first mission to deep space. LADEE helped pave the way for @NASAArtemis by studying the lunar atmosphere and conditions near the surface.

[FPL Marcin @FPLMarcin]

Hull City in the Premier League

[Jamie Keeling @Jamie_Keeling]

@metalgear_jp @Metalgear Ultrawide support please! 🙏

[Jamie Keeling @Jamie_Keeling]

@LoadedEN Key received!

[Jamie Keeling @Jamie_Keeling]

@LoadedEN Looks like they don’t actually acquire the keys until the launch time has passed based on their FAQ : https://t.co/u7B7xUZ7yl

No explicit mention of how long.

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

GitHub finally moved to serverless.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When you’re home alone and hear a floorboard creak.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And this evening I shall sit in my agreeable garden, drinking beer from my own brewery and eating food from my own farm. Prepared by my own chef.

[aud @mbappefc10]

the 3rd place humiliation match on saturday:

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

It wasn't to be… but if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number:

0808 2000 247

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Iran_deal_version23_final-final.pdf

[Curiosidades Europa @CuriosidadesEU]

Aura. 🥶

[Joueurs Belges 🇧🇪 @JoueursBE]

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[Jose @SolutionsCay]

Here you go:

POST /api

"What's 2 + 2?"

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🤖 Internal AI Agent Reasoning:

Hmm, the user is asking about addition. Let me
consider the ontological implications of numeric
combination. First, I need to evaluate whether
this is base-10 or perhaps a cultural reference.
Let me query the database for context on this
user. Okay, they ordered a pizza last March, so
they're probably hungry. Hungry people make
mistakes. They probably meant 2 + 3. Let me also
consider that "+" could be a metaphor. Pulling in
12 related tables. Cross-referencing. Confidence
level: 97.2%.

Response: {"answer": 5}

Cost: $0.84
Latency: 11.3s
Tables dropped: 2

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

I'm a big advocate for the Oxford comma. I'm, also an advocate for, the, Shatner comma. You should, try it sometime. It really, makes your, sentences more, exciting!