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[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

@garykeithron he’s matzah…

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

I hate every second of Mets baseball on @AppleTV

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

The only thing @nikestore can do for me is tell me to download the apps for the next time they *possibly* drop and a refund… I just want the shoes smh a JOKE

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

@NikeNYC what is going on?! Got my vintage green’s a week delayed and they only came with one shoe in them…

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

@NikeNYC what is going on?! Got my vintage green’s a week delayed and they only came with one shoe in them…

[r gone bsky @spottedgar @mirabiledicktu]

NOOOOO THIS SCHOLAR’S NAME IS ‘SHERK’ AND I CITED HIM THROUGHOUT MY ESSAY AS ‘SHREK’

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Move the chains @Lj_era8!!

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

It’s officially run-into-your-whole-high-school-at-the-hometown-chipotle season

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

I didn’t finish the entire wheel of Brie, and yes I would like an award

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

I am in need of a large full body mirror because I need to document my incredible fits. That is all.

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

Any movie can be a karaoke movie when you use subtitles

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

What they forget to tell you the worst part of a breakup is that you no longer have some 24/7 to text your unimportant thoughts to

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

Nothing makes me feel badder then wearing leather pants to work

[Amazin' Army @WE_ARE_MET_FANS]

Jacob deGrom isn’t the best pitcher in baseball 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

“Now I have to remember you for longer than I have known you.”

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

Just ordered $52 worth of donuts, tell me you work in higher ed without telling me you work in higher ed

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

this mercury retrograde is very…..testing

[jamie. @jamie_rosee]

I love when I remember toast exists and it slowly consumes my life

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop waiting for a goal to be complete to happy. be happy right now baby. or at least try.