Jamie

I like airports and the color gray

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

We’re still having this discussion (argument)

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

Me: I need to clean the house this weekend
Drew: Didn’t you just clean?
….4.5 years of living together and he’s just learning that cleaning is never ending…..??

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

Why can’t people properly pronounce “videographer” ??

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

Men who date nurses will only date nurses. I said what I said

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

Woke up at 3 am to feed my son and now can’t fall back asleep because I’m thinking about when my dad saw me on my wedding day and his first words to me were “you look orange”

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@saucysarz I have lotion that Drew insists smells like old ladies covering up cigarettes lol so every time I wear it he calls me grandma

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@Chobani yucky :(

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

Never thought I’d be an audiobook girlie but here I am

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@saucysarz Yesss ive been waiting for this day

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@saucysarz Literally not even about you

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

I wish people would stop making plans on Friday nights

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@saucysarz Amazon luxury is lowkey more expensive than a department store

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@kelllyyyo Ive had mine on since like junior year of college aka 500 years and never plan on changing

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

Unpopular opinion: airpods suck

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@saucysarz Not cool

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@saucysarz @todayyearsold True

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

@saucysarz @todayyearsold Ive seen that but it was just as easy to carry the clothes on hangers without bagging tbem

[Jamie @jamieblumas]

I was at a bar last night and ran into a former camper. She told me she just graduated college, I told her I’m married and pregnant. I think I’ve hit a new level of old