Jamie Bowles

Chef, tennis, Arsenal

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

Moysey you’ve already done enough, but may I ask that same favour from before?

[Phil Costa @_PhilCosta]

Arsenal have been doing it all season, but there’s not a single clip of them doing it?

[Atletico Universe @atletiuniverse]

‼️ Out of the 5 minutes and 33 seconds that were given last night in Arsenal vs Atlético Madrid, only 1 minute and 37 seconds were actually played.

[via @MrAsubio]

[WE WUZ KANGS OF ENGLAND @Flaminiesta]

In English, 'Mansfield', if you split the two words is 'mans' and 'field', so you got mans in the field

[Dom Italiano @itsdomyoutube]

You had to hit six shots with the pistol + knife for extra points buddy YOU are the ass one

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Of the 33 strikers to have played 500+ mins in the Premier League this season, Gyokeres ranks:

🔻 33rd for possession loss rate
🔻 31st for passes completed
🔻 30th for duel success
🔻 28th for aerial duels won

@SamJDean takes a look at the data ⬇️
https://t.co/QHQyWKKLpo

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Now we wait for your reaction gentleman. Over to you @GNev2 and @Carra23

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️

🔙 Timber and Calafiori return to the XI
⚙️ Rice and Eze the midfield engine room
⚡️Saka on the wing

Let's do this, Gunners 👊

[CPFC HQ @CPFCHQ]

We were banned from the Europa League btw.

#CPFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Eberechi Eze to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Crystal Palace to receive package in excess of £60m as Eze preferred #AFC over Spurs.

Arsenal win race over Tottenham, been in advanced talks for days but never sealed.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same.

[Michael Morgan @mikecmorgan]

Jamaica’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce showed absolutely no mercy in the parents race at her son’s sports day…😂😂😂

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

A RED CARD FOR KICKING THE BALL AWAY AFTER 6 MONTHS OF WAITING

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Saka needs to take it easy on Alaba. The last time an Austrian was this rattled, it led to WWII

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Me in my back garden attempting to recreate them Declan Rice free kicks

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Myles Lewis Skelly “He deserves it he needs to be humble”

Antony Gordon “He has a final coming up”

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Black footballers w/ personalities make people uncomfortable & I'm not sure why.

Some of the reason N'golo Kante was so loved was beyond his humility, it was an uncomfortable subtle joy in seeing a black player with a reticent personality. The infantilising was always telling.

[Has the Referee or VAR made a poor decision? @PoorEPLreferees]

You just have to laugh at this point