jamie hunnicutt

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

miles after knowing gwen for a grand total of like 3 hours

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

(John Denver voice)

Country toaaadds,
take me homeee,
to the place,
toad belongg,
OKLA-homaa,
toady momma,
take me homeee,
country toaaadds

[tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs]

how can you not love fantasy it’s a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. they’re always on some shit like “well, it’s just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i say”

[✨ Tommy Thomson✨ @tommy_thomson1]

@paulconn75 @fesshole https://t.co/Y1wfJgeDmE

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've had a stabbing pain in my abdomen for several months now. Some days it's been so bad I've just had to lie on my office floor all day. I hope whatever is causing this is terminal, so my wife learns the hard way, just how much I actually do.

[Ed MB @EdMBNL]

@fesshole I recently saw a beautician
To sort out my earwax condition.
With less of my head full
The kids' noise is dreadful.
I'm wishin' it stayed in position.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If my zip-off cargo pants/shorts aren't cool, then don't @ me when you need someone to hold something for you. Walk around with your dumb stuff in your silly hands. I will not save you.

[grace 🎸 @grac3ph0bic]

i love when twitter is like “your last tweet got 10 views!!” yeah and they were all me

[jamie hunnicutt @jamieday04]

@grac3ph0bic supportive moms >>>

[🌱 kaye ✵ @sleepyHyliian]

i’m crying, when they said they didn’t wanna reveal the game’s name because it would spoil things, it’s because they knew the fans are capable of stuff like this LMAO

[CEO of Lilligants @j_stocky]

Perfect Reference for people doing marine life spec and are deciding which color

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i’m in this Lyft.. driver gon say “yk I’m not taking you home right“ i looked up like tf you mean he like “oh sorry sweet heart I’m otp”😭 im like oh ok cause baby I was gon wrap my charger around his neck so damn fast

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@rvah2o WHEN YOU DECIDE TO TAKE YOURSELF CAMPING

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Pedro Pascal as Easter Eggs.

A thread.

[Pocket @islandthembo]

she was so traumatized we never saw her again in a later episode

[mal @idiographs]

barbie discourse in 2023 is insane. acting like Ken was marketed towards little boys and men are losing representation. No baby. ken was designed to officiate a 7 year old girls barbie wedding or to pad out the forces of the invading army in her war reenactment

[jamie hunnicutt @jamieday04]

unless

[jamie hunnicutt @jamieday04]

it's been a very very long time since ive slept comfortably with another person. another one of life's joys i get to look forward to ❤️

[jamie hunnicutt @jamieday04]

lol jkjk