Jamie G.

🦂💕🦀

[Jamie G. @jamieeebby]

I’m not sure if one of my neighbors plays piano all day, or if they just listen to piano music all day, but I like it

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@kenz_fr0g @The8BitIdiot I don’t understand why they’re gone?? We were fiends for them as kids, I know they sold well lol

[Jamie G. @jamieeebby]

@KelseyRudd28 And I’ll watch people fight at my estate sale and haunt all of my favorite stuff 👻

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@KelseyRudd28 Sometimes also me lol

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Also, 85% of the contractors in this area are scammy low-life pieces of shit

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Always have to move my car out of the driveway before someone comes to give an estimate on home repairs, because everyone thinks I drive a fancy car and they’ll hit me with the fancy car tax 🙄

[Jamie G. @jamieeebby]

Googling: Is this sharp pain in my lungs a big deal? Results:

Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Me: oh thank goodness

[Jamie G. @jamieeebby]

An old guy in a LR3 waved to me because I’m driving an LR2. We’re in a club now. Jeepers beware 😝

[Jamie G. @jamieeebby]

“Start being mad at the white girls trying to look Mediterranean” listen.. I inherited my dorsal hump and thick ass brows fair and square 😂

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“Your house is dusty because you need to get your air ducts cleaned” Air ducts??? You think we have air ducts 🥹

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Brian’s gym buddy is a former nfl player. They do an nfl workout plan together. This week B’s gym buddy was out of town. I got roped into going to the gym and doing part of this workout. I now have tackling muscles.

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I bet it was a good time to grow up in a financially stable and/or loving home. I will live vicariously through these FB moms who see no issue with punishing children for their parents actions lol

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She visits everyday, I love her 😇

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@fart_12345 He’s fine! Just a small nasal surgery :) He’s been telling me for days that it should be really quick because “everyone gets surgery on the same day” he was really thinking like 15 people/30-45 minutes each max lol

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Brian genuinely thought we’d get to the hospital, they’d do his surgery and then we’d be leaving all within 30 minutes 😂

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Trying to enjoy winter is hard

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I giggle every time I see Space Force listed as a military branch and Brian always says “it’s probably very serious”

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She’s an influencer and all influencers are phony. They’re just trying to get checks, which is fine. But if you’re looking for real solutions to problems, these guys aren’t going to have the answers.

[Vee3rdEye @VEE3RDEYE]

@GretaThunberg Can you please explain this video then…

Generally there’s no time for a photoshoot during arrests

[Jamie G. @jamieeebby]

1899 ended on a huge cliffhanger and now it’s cancelled. Netflix wtfff