Disney: we gotta keep Mickey Mouse safe and sterile! he's gotta be appealing to small children!
Paul Rudish: i am going to make Mickey Mouse an actual fucking gremlin do you hear me he is a feral rat now
Disney: brilliant
I’m in tears. This baker said she misread the customer text asking for a “Elmo” cake & instead made an “emo” cake but realized last minute & tried to improvise. Y’all 😂😂😂😂
The best way you can honor the passing of Jerry Springer today is to seek out your most problematic relative, neighbor, friend, or former roommate and fistfight them.