jamie

it's always sunny when you're baked like a cake oven ☀️

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

@RightWingCope $75,000 kitchen, no idea how to cook. Priceless.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

Ew

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

@BaileySarian Mars also owns like half the vet hospital in the US

[KL∀REES 🕷️ @heisenbabee]

call me by your name slaps 10x harder knowing how mad people are about it

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

@VanessaVeggie What a good mumma ♥️

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

4 days after having a couple of teeth pulled and I’ve basically redesigned my first floor and am going to buy a new couch and some cans of paint 🎨 #adulthood

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

The one thing I want for Christmas is to only work 40 hours a week 🥲

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

@kjgbrks Well you are gorgeous, so 😍

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

@REDDlSH @youknowlex_ And yet here you are..

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

25 year old me*

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for eating sexy potatoes? https://t.co/9IK3mqt5yM

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I wanna be 14 again so I can ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

@BigWhuan You are amazing. ♥️

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

I secretly love social media dumpster fires

[jamie @jamief0rd_]

@SpongeBob Nosferatu!

[em @girlfr0g]

absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

[Pablo Rochat @PabloRochat]

they've had enough