Jamie

I am a very simple human.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

It all worked out indeed!

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

Champions of England!

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions.

Listen:

1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold.

2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid.

3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri.

4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset.

5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking.

6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy.

7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet.

8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion.

9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy.

10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections.

Oh... and this one is very important:

Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET!

Pass it on if you care.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

@BLACKBOI @7tingxxs @grok Adaloko

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Everyone should have this..

Please retweet and save.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

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[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Feel this!

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

@maxvayshia CEG

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

@MrMekzy_ Accurate.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

I love this.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Men🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 we are an interesting lot

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Men🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 we are an interesting lot

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

@oku_yungx @Atalanta_BC @Atalanta_BC

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You see tweets like

- ‘My neighbour has been giving me a lift, he later made his feelings known, I told him I wasn’t interested, today he left me behind.. Men ehn’

- ‘I rejected this Man, he saw me carrying stuff in the rain and he couldn’t give me a lift’

- ‘After we broke up, he removed me from his Netflix/Apple Music.. Men are so petty’

- ‘If a Man is nice to you and he isn’t nice to other Women, then he’s not a nice person’

You know what’s funny ?

This is coming from people that will be married to someone.. Read carefully kings, MARRIED TO SOMEONE… And still be saying

“A wife will be submissive if”..
“A Women will gift her husband if”..
“If she loves her Husband, she will”..

If after being married to someone, you still have conditions as to coming through for them.. Why do you feel someone you clearly rejected should still come through for you ?
Are you people cursed or what exactly ?
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Now burst your head, they’ll even tell you.. For them to be in their Feminine state.. A Man has to come and unlock it.

Same people expect you to be sweet, nice and kind to them AFTER they REJECT you.

The audacity yea.. ?

They want to be entitled to the kindness of any and every Man on earth.. But before you experience theirs, they must like you first, you must do this first, you must unlock something, even after marriage.. you must still do things first.

But as a Man, if you dare say “I will provide for my Wife, If”…
Then you’re a useless shameless Man.

If with all these patterns, you still can’t learn a thing or 2 from Women.. You deserve hell on earth.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

@ameerhussain @grok Trust the process

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

Last weekend

[El-Kopik👑 @Ikopima09]

Weekend ???

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Every time I run into this video, I share it.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

@Naija_PR A lot of us are Cody right now.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

Who wrote this script? This is some Mel Gibson type shit. Comeback.

[Jamie @jamieflyby]

Who wrote this script? This is some Mel Gibson type shit.