Jamie Gaul Cullen

surviving not thriving

[Jamie Gaul Cullen @jamiegaul]

DON'T TELL PEOPLE THEY LOOK TIRED. EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY ARE TIRED! EVEN IF THEY ARE ASLEEP!

[Jamie Gaul Cullen @jamiegaul]

I can’t wait for all my millennial friends to go big their 69th birthdays instead of their 70th. It’s. Gonna. Rule.

[Jamie Gaul Cullen @jamiegaul]

Lobotomy > Labubu

[Jamie Gaul Cullen @jamiegaul]

@elfcosmetics wtf does this mean?? it’s broken my brain.

[cindy @Djodgers]

The Diva Dodgers: 💅🏼💕✨

Mookie POOKIE
Max CUNTY
Freddie FreeWOMAN
Yoshinobu YamaMOTHER
ShoBAE Ohtani
Kiké HERnández
Teoscar HERnández
Roki SLAYsaki
Chris SLAYlor
Alex VesiYASSS
Michael CUNTforto
Tommy EdWOMAN
Anthony BanDIVA

[cyn ᵕ̈🌷 @cynxsot]

POOKIES COME HOME. THE CHILDREN MISS YOU. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

I'm sorry, but this is just too funny to ignore

Had to look it up and the Angels only scored 7+ runs in 11/81 home games last year

AND you have to buy something to get a free $2 taco

Meanwhile Dodgers giving out free AMPM hot dogs, free Jumbo Jacks & half off Panda bowls daily

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

Shohei Ohtani, man.

The biggest name in the sport. Coming to the plate with a chance to do something incredible on the night of his own MVP Bobblehead giveaway.

Entire crowd stands as one hoping to see something memorable.

First pitch. Bang. Legend.

[Unserious @srslypublic]

Danielle showing up to the round table every week #TheTraitorsUS

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

brilliant

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me every time the AMC employee asks for my ID to use my A-list:

[Noah Camras @noahcamras]

Everyone is angry at the Dodgers for "throwing money" at top free agents.

So with Roki Sasaki, they couldn't.

The Dodgers actually had the least amount of money between every team in MLB to give Sasaki.

And yet, Sasaki chose the Dodgers.

What a testament to the organization.

[Jesse Rodriguez @JesseRodriguez]

The Los Angeles Fire Department is doing something they’ve never done before — they’re asking anyone with firefighting experience to assist in fighting the #Palisades Fire and reach out to 213-576-8962.

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

I can’t answer the door this time of year because I’m dressed like this

[Jamie Gaul Cullen @jamiegaul]

I asked my husband if we had refried beans in the cupboard, he said no. So I bought more at the store. Curious if any other men see the refried beans in this photo?

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

Patiently waiting for this series to start so I can be stressed out for 9 straight innings every game
#LetsGoDodgers

[Jamie Gaul Cullen @jamiegaul]

Dodgers Stadium fit tip!!! Stay skinny at games by buying a loaded baked potato, taking three bites, and dropping the rest on you pants and the floor! #fitfam

[Jamie Gaul Cullen @jamiegaul]

Twitter really does the lord’s work on days like this.