Jamie Cook

If you ever feel down, just think of a T-rex trying to change bed sheets!!!

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@uttdkola Kaka

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@larry19_95 Why is there a Ring camera in a hotel room??

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@UTDIMole Mcmanaman

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@Foland_479 That’s Jordan Henderson in 2018. Clues are that it’s looks Henderson and the one at 77 minutes show the score at 1-1. England were 4-2 up by this point. Idiots

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@elonmusk Are you also going to make this much noise for a full disclosure of the Epstein files?

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@ODEONHelp @vuecinemas @cineworld @ODEONCinemas Thank you Kat, I believe there could be a great disturbance in the force if this opportunity isn’t taken

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@vuecinemas @cineworld @ODEONCinemas so why haven’t any of you guys announced showing Return of the Sith on April 25th

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@vuecinemas @cineworld @ODEONCinemas I definitely will but can’t help but wonder if your missing out on presale opportunities

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@elonmusk Tony Blair did the same thing and that worked out for him!!!

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@AldiUK not happy with you guys. Because you haven’t stocked enough Bluey chairs my misses now wants to spend Saturday on a tour of the local Aldi’s in case you’ve had a delivery. Thanks for ruining my day off 👍👍

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We need an episode on Noble 6 getting Cortana to the Pillar of Autum #HaloTheSeries

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@StokeyyG2 Because we kept insisting that Gerrard & Lampard could play in the centre together. Then put our best midfielder on the left wing. 4-2-3-1 would have been better!!

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Turned the volume off on @SkySportsPL can’t listen to @GNev2 anymore. My 3 year old could give better commentary!!!

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@RedBullUK please tell me this is available in the UK and where in the hell I buy something of such beauty!!!!

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@AskPaddyPower what odds you giving on Bayern Munich not winning anything and Tottenham winning a trophy this season?

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@ianmiles My 3 year old said she was a cake the other day…am I supposed to cover her in frosted icing now????

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@bennyjohnson Didn’t Trump say to everyone to march on the capitol basically saying to over throw the government, promised to march on the capitol with them then fucked off to a hotel to watch everything happen. He only sent those tweets when he realised the violence was his fault???

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@insanereality An example of “wrong hole” in the wild!!!!

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@Respawn so I’ve got a PS5 & Caij has stopped giving rumours. I’m on 11/16 bounties. What’s happening???

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@clownworld Got to be a wind-up