Jamie George

sometimes all you hear is the noise but the noise isn’t worth listening to

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[Dan @leathergregory]

"Come and show your Nanna your new football kit!"

[not bort van houten again @Bortvanhoutenn]

The community note

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 João Neves: “I saw only one team on the pitch, to be honest”.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Dumocrat. You take the E out and you don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually. You don't need it.

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler.

Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Dan Burn ahead of Harry Maguire is absolutely baffling. On grounds of form, experience, leadership, penalty-taking. Baffling.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

This Bruno Fernandes stat will blow your mind 🤯

[cants @cantseyy]

Gary Neville reports himself for speeding

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes created 8 chances against Nottingham Forest, equalling the record for the most chances created by a player in a single Premier League game this season — matching his own record set against Newcastle in March.

Magnifico 🪄

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

When you realise the grass isn’t greener on the other side.

Good riddance. 👋

[utdreport @utdreport]

👍

[Sully @sullyexcl]

Been wanting a chant of Kobbie for a while now and we've finally got one. Share this and let's get it singing next game.

'Mainoo,
United can't play without you, (X2)
And you're breaking my heart, when you don't start,
Mainoo (and repeat)'

📸 @UtdDamil

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨CHAMPIONS LEAGUE NIGHTS ARE COMING BACK AT OLD TRAFFORD! 🇾🇪 🔥

#MUFC

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

Talk to your mates

[utdreport @utdreport]

Since making his Premier League debut, Bruno Fernandes has created 652 chances. That is 220 more than any other player in that time [@StatmanDave]

[JazzBG 🇧🇬🇪🇺🇺🇦 @JazzBulgaria]

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

A Fox News correspondent saying Karoline Leavitt’s husband told her to be safe *BEFORE* the shooting.

This was after Leavitt’s earlier comments that everyone should watch tonight because there will be “shots fired”

This doesn’t help the conspiracy theories.