Jamie Giuliano

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@christineschen all of them

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@ericvanholtz okay make me even more stoked to be an iOS dev haha I’m super surprised I’m the first iOS dev you know?! I feel so elusive 🦄

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A senior iOS coworker friend recently told me, “it blows my mind that you’ve only been doing iOS for a year & you know as much as you do. Like you shouldn’t know this much” 😭

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Was trying to explain Home Alone to some friends & called it “live action Tom & Jerry”

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Slightly disappointed Meanwhile Brewing doesn’t have Laura Palmer doppelgänger merch

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This same friend also called me a tinder influencer & i can’t stop thinking about it

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I love my friends - told one I was reading new swiftui stuff in between sets at a concert & he just replied “fucking nerd” 😂

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been inundating my brain with swift knowledge & when I couldn’t form basic sentences about other topics I told my manager “sorry, my brain is just fine dining & breathing right now.”

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Has next year’s Spotify wrapped already started or or do we get these last few weeks of the year judgement free?

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I look forward to @WeAreParliament‘s holiday wrapping paper every year ♥️ thank you!!

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in honor of my first swift pr getting merged last week I get this one immature, stupid joke

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*would hit*

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got back from my trip & slept for over 12 hours lol Portland will always be one of my homes

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they wouldn’t do “bitchassmotherfucker”

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needed a few sweaters & they were offering embroidery

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still laughing about one of my coworkers starting standup with “I lost my costume at the Halloween party,” already piquing my interest, & then continuing to explain how she invited basically the entire town to her house for a party, charged people, & made a profit 😂 incredible

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https://t.co/wTCKV59YSY

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my tortillas puffed & passed the crumple test 🥲

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weekend plans

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it took ordering food labeled as “extremely spicy” but I finally found some mildly spicy food in the NE lol