jamie

professional underachiever

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

If u fight a midget and lose, u turn into ten squirrels

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@RepClayHiggins bald ass worm.

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@BogeCole @AniNewsAndFacts i’m choosing to believe this is the ending

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

great fight @netflix #netflixfight

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@netflix FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVERS.

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

every time my cat stretches her fat ass legs, an angel gets its wings

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@JayWeber3 you look like a drain clog.

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@DAZNBoxing i need you all to go fuck yourselves

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@dazngroup whoever made this app, your mom should have swallowed you this app is worse than @crowdstrike

[Pop Brains @popbrains]

James Charles teases new single ‘BRING ME WATER’

Available June 28th

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

pov: my mom raising me

[It Be Like That Sometimes @Wilk_MadeIt]

The IRS only has 93,000 employees, if we ban together, we can beat they ass… I’ll handle the first 3

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

Me after being Narcanned

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

just leave me to my sea shanties

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

saltburn is about eating the rich in the most literal sense

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@BogeCole

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

@activesandal that IS help wym???

[jamie @jamiejohnson__]

i’d jump ass first into his titans mouth

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

Jean was ranked 1st in ODM gear training for a reason

[jaden @liljay11k]

this one is up there