Jamie Lerner 💁‍♀️

I do comedy and write about survivor, tv, and other random things

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happy wednesday

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Hey can someone with power please tell Apple to make the iPhone mini again bc they won’t listen to me

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@olliehorncomedy You know it 🙃

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Trying to convince your Irish boyfriend why Fahrenheit is better than Celsius

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Update: it worked

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is it just me or did Hillary get a new haircut?

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@MeghanMcCain @ginnyhogan_ said it first!

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

Biden dropping out on national ice cream day is so on brand actually. iconic

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My dream is for a random tweet to go viral and then ppl scroll back and see that I live tweeted Toy Story in fall 2023 while high and they missed it

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Biden dropping out is the right choice but I have qs
• was there anything strategic to the timing? Maybe to throw off the trump campaign strategy at the last possibly moment?
• or was it simply the mounting pressure (w/ the ear shot & covid)
• or like is Biden ok? Is he dying?

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@danwalsh_dw Dan!!! Great tweet miss u xoxox

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@they0ungknight Pete for VP!!!!!

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what are you talking about? my 41yo ex is dating a lovely hot smart successful 19yo, the dating world is fine

[carbonbuns @carbonbuns]

everyone talks about the male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot successful and smart girls who can’t find suitable partners cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital

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The group chat

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Let’s take a page out of bachelor nation and just make Kamala and Hillary the season leads

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“Trump got shot in the ear so I got shot in the ear”

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Listening to Say Anything and the fact that they're not playing @RiotFest specifically this year is so disappointing.

"At Riot Fest '24, I'll be coughing up corks" -PSYCHE! ... Let's see it!!!!!!!!!!! #riotfest

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@AMikeBloomType @robcesternino @ShannonGaitz @RobHasApodcast This is so hard but I feel like Megan Mullally would have the best social game and Nick offerman would prep her on the physical/survival game and she would make the jury DIE laughing

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how could you not be romantic about baseball

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I was today years old when I learned that Zooey Deschanel is engaged to a property brother lol

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On a rewatch the best part of @boburnham ‘s Inside is that he’s just playing

Like we all had all these analyses and deeper meanings but he’s just making stuff and playing with costumes and lights and silly sounds and scripts…isn’t that beautiful????