Jamie

🤓🍩✈️ Thoughts and opinions are my own.

[Jamie @JamieNRutter]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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@ammyheathrow @united @Aaron_McMillan That looks so good!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

As someone who has extensive experience with airplane puns, SHIPS AHOY. Welcome @United to the @Wrexham_AFC team as front of shirt sponsor.

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@TheCoolestCool The tell for the pie was that the apple slices don’t look baked. They look darkened but still firm.

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@MattatUnited @united You'll be missed!

[United Airlines @united]

This is why you always read the fine print.

Sincerely, Denver’s most-flown airline in 2022

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@Chuckrutter

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@Chuckrutter

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@Leslie_PScott @lesliejosephs @beccpicc Is there a black market for these? Asking for a friend.

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Offensive goal: Run either route without losing possession of the toy.

Defensive goal: Get the toy while other player is within the zone. No body contact allowed.

Halftime = water break.

[Jamie @JamieNRutter]

I think my dogs just played a game with rules and everything. Seemed similar to flag football but with a squeaky toy. They only disagreed about fumbles. I lost count of the score, but pretty sure Gwen Stacy won based on this taunting alone.

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@Maddie_Queen @united @sfspca Can I subscribe to pupdates???

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I apparently haven’t tweeted in a while so, here’s Steve Rogers working the puppy eyes for treats.

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@jonathangooda @united @FoxMikeFoxORD Two of the best in one tweet!

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@TMFanSupport The queue has been paused for about an hour straight. I don’t think “intermittent” means what you think it means.

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@dr_pete They have never ending pasta right now. I’m down.

[Jamie @JamieNRutter]

When you update the Facebook app and it resets to light mode.