Jamie Otto

Cat person, with a casual interest in dogs.

[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

Thank you to everyone who came out for #womensmarchpdx today in what was easily one of the largest marches ever in Portland. 100% peaceful.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

@whoisgina no but I plan on reading it and crying tonight. Big plans!

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

@whoisgina I heard that too 😭

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

Please go see this movie because it made me cry real tears forever. https://t.co/I2V36ISjIF

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Don't Think Twice. Go to these places.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

Why are Disney princesses always spinning with their arms out? When has any real person ever done that?

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

@alockstadt okay!

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

Talking shit about children is both hilarious AND gratifying.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

@mandyapolis tried to use my apt keys to open my office door this morning and actually had to have someone else point out my error.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

My favorite thing about working in restaurants is the social acceptability of snacking as working. #snacklife #foreversnacking

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

So long and thanks for all the fish... https://t.co/bgPLcE24cy

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

I have no words. RIP Prince. You taught us so much about what it means to truly be ourselves. You're a wonder.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

Shoutout to the person eating Chinese takeout in the shared bathroom in my office building. Luv u fam.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

Deuce Springsteen. #celebritypoopjokes

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@mandyapolis v confused. What did you do? Haha

[Neko Case @NekoCase]

My yearly post of the 2nd greatest image on earth.. You're welcome

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

If you see me throwing a fit in a "bagel" shop it's because I DIDN'T PAY YOU $4 TO HAND ME A TINY FUCKING KNIFE AND NOT ENOUGH CREAM CHEESE.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

Do you think Christians eat ham on Easter just to really phone in that whole "not Jewish" thing?

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

If my cat had Instagram, do you think she'd be posting photos like "check out my humans they're soooo cute #blessed"? #deepthoughts

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

I no longer enjoy alcohol. Which either means I'm doing great, or I'm dead inside.

[Jamie Otto @jamieotto]

My entire day has been derailed by trains and oh my god I just realized what I said.