J A M I E

[Jaack @Jaack]

Least surprising news of the 21st century:

Andrew Tate charged for noncing.

[Willie Lutz @willie_lutz]

Releasing a CGI-heavy, unfinished trailer the Monday after Christopher Nolan puts out a handcrafted masterpiece like "The Odyssey" is completely insane

[Cuffy @tomcuffy]

Should be at least 18k and whilst we’re at it get the 40% one up to 70k+, 50k is not a high earner anymore

[Will Manhunter @AF17550]

Avengers really doing ticket sales 5 months out with no imax and a fake new format

[Sean @shornKOOMINS]

I'm old enough to have seen Maradona but at this point anyone saying Maradona is just trying to be edgy or a hipster or something. He was the best player in the world for 3-4 years. Messi has been that for 20 fucking years ffs. It's not close.

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

He's getting WC minutes 8 full years after this???

[George Turner @Georgeturnerutb]

Fucking embarrassing, a group stage game and reacting like this 🤣. Full of chavy mongs that couldn’t explain to you the offside rule. Cancerous this.

[Ollie Davis @Ollie_Davis]

People who throw pints, particularly after an early retaken penalty in a group game, have never been to a football match before.

Performative, cringeworthy nonsense.

[AVFC EUAN 💜🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mcginnisthegoat]

Stop the clock that is wrong

[Tyler @TylerCWhitmore]

We are currently:

- 19 days away from Disclosure Day
- 54 days away from The Odyssey
- 131 days away from Digger
- 208 days away from Dune: Part Three

Eating good at the movies in 2026

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Arsenal fans realizing the quadruple was them finishing 2nd, 4 seasons in a row.

[BOB @bobussyy]

Kylie watching call me by your name 😭

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You sure you good to drive bro?

[jordan @wickskiller]

theater employees after seeing me come back to see dune 3 for the 3rd time in one day

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

When you realize both Norris and Russell are getting titles before Leclerc

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

Just remembered what it felt like to walk out of my Dune: Part Two screening in 2024 and I have goosebumps all over my body… WE’RE FUCKING BACK

[Bobbie Brewski @bobbiebrewski]

@jeremylovesyall She’s an Andromedan, and covering her in lotion weakens her powers and connection with the mothership.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"You sound like Bonnie Blue.. Are you getting triggered? "

He's a walking contradiction, and he can't see it.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

louis theroux getting picked up by the manosphere from his hotel room in marbella