Jamie

a libra.

[Jamie @jamieprass]

i wanna clean oil off of baby ducks with dish soap

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wish i never saw bojack horse man cause now when i experience symptoms of chronic depression i feel like a dumb ass HORSE !! Or even worse.. a female writer

[Romeo Dicaprio @cboyardee1]

i really need to lose weight so i’m bringing out the big guns

[꩜ @laylology]

in one of those moods where i really need the pills they'd give to '50s housewives when they didn't feel like doing the dishes

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

going to Wendy's in the 2000s

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

hey babe I’m sorry but I need to set some boundaries. pls get in ur crate

[danlet @evildanevil]

Him: are u fuckign stupid

me:

[helena riley @freshhel]

I need to be given a cookie so fucking bad i don’t even care if that’s mouse behavior

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’m having second thoughts” ok don’t be greedy some of us haven’t even had firsts yet

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

How i wake up at 10:29am realizing im not getting a mcdonalds hashbrown today https://t.co/CvK2Y1Gl6b

[𐙚 bambi @ dreamcon @bbambied]

you done lost that white ass mind of yours

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Notice how they’re purposely not showing his hooves

[teryn @youngtiddy]

this is me btw if u even care

[postmodern joan of arc @postnuclearjoan]

existing as a woman makes it impossible to ever escape sexualization and being gazed upon as an object of male desire because even something as trivial as eating ice cream in your car is turned sexual. not to mention how dystopian the entitlement to film strangers and mock them

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Me ordering an almond croissant

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

Katniss and Prim at the reaping https://t.co/TrsUxOgMDy