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[jamie @jamiepusharski]

Glad I've got twitter to lighten up my day☺️.... oh

[𖣂alioli @_moontyunnie]

A veces como europeos no agradecemos lo suficiente las restricciones y reglamentos de la ue porque jesucristo

[Splodgehappy 🐣♤🐳 @Splodgehappy]

Which is worse, this "death tax" where your loved ones still recieve 90% of your assets after you die, or your loved ones having virtually nothing to inherit as your savings, home, income are all taken to pay for your care (current model)?

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Yet another indictment of the politically (and literally) bankrupt water industry in this country. England had its 8th wettest winter on record. And yet the total lack of investment from the companies to build new reservoirs and capacity leaves us here. Urgent change needed.

[Matt Zarb-Cousin @mattzarb]

It rained every day for the first 4 months of the year. These pronouncements happen because of years of under investment in reservoirs by our privatised water industry. But at least it’s made a load of shareholders rich!

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

If people genuinely believe Burnham won’t receive the exact same media onslaught, they’ve not been paying attention.

Starmer is not, objectively, bad. This idea that he is somehow the worst PM in British history is frankly laughable.

Liz truss lasted 49 days, crashed the pound and was laughed out of Downing Street.

Since Labour took office, Keir Starmer’s government has:

• Scrapped the two-child benefit limit, lifting hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty and putting money back into some of the hardest-pressed households in the country.

• Expanded free school meals, cutting costs for families and making sure more children get a proper meal during the school day.

• Expanded funded childcare, reducing one of the biggest monthly costs facing working parents and making it easier for people to stay in work.

• Raised the National Living Wage, increasing pay for millions of low-paid workers.

• Strengthened workers’ rights, giving people greater protection against insecure work and bad employers.

• Introduced statutory sick pay from the first day of illness, so workers are less likely to choose between their health and their wages.

• Ended no-fault evictions, giving renters more security in their homes.

• Brought rail operators back into public ownership, taking key services out of failed private hands and giving the public a stronger stake in how they are run.

• Cut NHS waiting lists from their post-pandemic peak, meaning more patients are being seen sooner.

• Raised the state pension through the triple lock, protecting pensioners’ incomes against rising costs.

• Scrapped the old non-dom tax regime, making some of the wealthiest people in the country pay more fairly.

• Added VAT to private school fees, raising money from those most able to contribute.

• Removed business rates relief from private schools, ending an unjustified tax break.

• Increased neighbourhood policing, putting more officers and PCSOs back into communities.

• Helped bring knife crime down, meaning fewer families face the devastation of serious violence.

• Recorded the lowest homicide rate since the 1970s, a material improvement in public safety.

• Created Great British Energy, giving Britain a publicly owned clean energy company.

• Created the National Wealth Fund, backing investment in industry, infrastructure and clean energy.

• Passed planning reforms aimed at getting homes and major projects built faster.

• Improved relations with the EU, reducing diplomatic hostility and rebuilding practical cooperation.

• Agreed a UK-EU security partnership, strengthening cooperation on defence and European security.

• Signed a long-term partnership with Ukraine, reinforcing Britain’s support against Putin’s invasion.

• Secured new trade agreements, opening up markets for British businesses.

• Helped restore seriousness to government after years of scandal, chaos and decline.

People do not have to like Starmer. They do not have to vote Labour. But pretending this is the record of the worst Prime Minister in British history is absurd.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?

[Connor @C0n_TwT]

‘I can’t be bought’

My brother in Christ, I watched you scream big chungus and Up the RA into your phone camera for a fiver 😭

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Truth hurts
Own it

[Project Liberal @ProjectLiberal]

We agree with Charlie Kirk on basically nothing.

Except that he deserves the right, as every human does, to speak freely without the threat of violence.

[Holiness @F1BigData]

The fact that Sainz got a 10 for this clearly tells you that the rules need a major overhaul

[Sam @Sam_LUFC__]

That’s a cloud and you’ve got tinnitus mate

[Sweet Tea Papíí @stp_301]

Robert Downey JR

[Grace @gracux]

Two possibilities

1. They sack Horner to keep Max Happy
2. They sack Horner cause Max is gone

[Danny Beales MP @DannyBeales]

No one loves paying tax…but I do love having a hospital, schools, trains, roads and police I can call.

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

If you're a pension-age couple with a combined income of just under £70,000 a year, the government will give you taxpayers' money to pay your energy bills with. If you're a family earning a fraction of that amount and struggling to keep your children warm this winter, no help with your bills for you. How it that right or fair?

[layla ⁸¹ @formulayla]

there are 20 drivers but if you would’ve told me a week ago, one of them hit the griddy i would’ve guessed oscar 21st

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Mission shithousery: Completed.

You have to rate the dedication.

[Siobhan 🇬🇬 @slinehan1]

ITV really are being nice to the celebs this series. Despite them being in a task which involves the hot water being off, Big Brother turned it back on for a bit tonight so they could all have a hot shower. Old BB would never have done this, it's soft now. 😂😂 #CBBLive #CBBUK