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[Mr Obomiki Eponlolaye @refugeeonearth3]

Na inside bus I Dey brush my teeth, I no wan late reach Como 😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Na Raphinha snake bite wake me up this morning 😂😂

[N0RTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

“11 wins in 11 games”

Because you dey play Oviedo and Volcano you talk sey you deserve Ballon Dor 💔

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels20]

“Why did Arsenal not attack PSG in the final?”

U don attack now na, and u don swallow 4-2😹

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.

[Up1™️ @damnITdamee]

Y’all be saying “def” cuz y’all can’t spell defanently. I peeped.

[Riq @bossmanriq]

This girl ask for a dick pic everyday like damn baby this the same dick from yesterday

[ᴶᴬᴹᴱˢ @Jamierexx]

Lojay been on a crazy run cl

[awe. @Gabii_awee]

I no fit forget when church wan make my papa pastor and he clear them say God no call am 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[X @Xouy17]

Kill the urge to show off. Make your money and go home nigga.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

Make “Rage bait” go ask “Demure” and “Allegedly” wetin them see for Nigerians hand 😂

[Kon'.🥷🏾 @Konfyyy]

couldn't figure out who TF you're talking about since you decided we're mystery solvers , so I ended up reporting your own page and I'm not even kidding.

[acce @accekid]

When bro's son got suspended cus he was caught kissing two girls, but mine comes home with a medal and some stupid A+

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

atheist but you de suck breast
na you put am for there?

[NOMADINHO @BlaqBonez]

una think say you fit put that rewarm narrative on me, chop variety of gbedu jor

[N0RTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

When the judge sentence you to 5 Manchester United wins in a row.

[CARTEREFE @carterefe__]

My man❤️🥹 @iamtaylorjasmin

[Pan @pangrey123]

i said im able to work under pressure, not die for your company

[BODE @neverelent]

"It's okay to talk about it"
No talk o guy 😂

[Amigo @Topboix]

therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist