Jamie Rooke

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

Peter could walk on water until he became afraid. How often in life do we worry more about the storm, than the man standing on the waves?

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

Guess who’s back. Have I missed anything

[David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor]

Using your own health system as a threat is so damn wild.

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@angel_14p @josh_liedtke @AllianceCinci I’m also a big fan of Coach Josh and Coach Angel.

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@AliouneTandiang Me too friend, me too.

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

Our penalty takes were 2 players who haven’t touched the ball today and a 17 year old. Terrible

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

If we have Mancini and they have southgate we win that game comfortably

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

“ this is great, we should throw a party, our teammates will like this” spoiler, they got us suspended

[LADbible @ladbible]

What's the best drunk idea you ever had, that you realised was stupid when you woke up?

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@therealbgill14 I stand by it. Still not impressed.

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

Harry Kane is NOT a big occasion player

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@andrewmsmith22 How you got a 2.33 and never played cod with me :( you’ve changed

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@AliouneTandiang Since perez wanted to start the super league I’m kinda torn and it’s hard to be a Madrid fan.

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@AliouneTandiang Here you go bro, here’s a club that deserve supporting.

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@josh_liedtke How much oil money did you spend to put this all star team together? Congratulation bro! I hope to coach against you one day 😘

[LADbible @ladbible]

Tell me you're British without telling me you're British...

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Throwback to when the MLS got destroyed with a single sentence loooooool

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

Take the competition out of football and you take the fun out of it, trust me, I’ve played in a league where results don’t matter. Absolute shambles.

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Ståle Solbakken (Norway Manager): "In recent years [Juventus] have been knocked out by Lyon, Porto and Ajax in the Champions League. Why the fuck should they be in such a tournament then? Tottenham and Arsenal are currently, probably not, among the 20-30 best teams in Europe"

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@CoachSSmith Like me when man city won their first title mate. I will never forget where I was.

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@AliouneTandiang Got to be top 5 worst recruits in American college history. Got half the team suspended, played 0 minutes, got kicked off the team 😂 Tbh though he wasn’t the only person out here on my team getting people suspended 🤷‍♂️ I said what I said

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

If I’m honest, when ever I scored, I just walked back to the half way line. Gotta save those runs

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Happy birthday Emmanuel Adebayor - thank you for the goals, the drama, and above all, the most superbly petty celebration in Premier League history. Absolute scenes

[Jamie Rooke @jamierooke1]

@samgregoryy If we get another sub-par manager it just shows that the owner doesn’t want to take the team to the premier league