Jamie

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

You cant make people text you back, but you CAN make nachos and honestly that's better

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

*we were

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@MTA a bus driver literally just closed the back doors on me and others while we weee getting off. He closed the doors on my arms that were halfway through and hurt my elbow. Redic and now I’m in pain before work. Great! Bus 4257 dropped off at Marcy Ave

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

I wish iMessage had a heart shaped haha button, because sometimes I feel like ❤️ and 😂

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@NYCTBus Grand/ Lorimer, yes I got on a bus after that, but I’m late for work and freezing.

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@MTA what’s up with the Q54 and Q59 buses today in Williamsburg? Stood in the cold for 25 min waiting for a bus, only to have buses drive right past the bus stop/ not stop to pick us up

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@pamelaanderson @hulu I’m obsessed with this show & you & your family 💞

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@DuleHill should have won an Emmy for his performance in the intro for Psych S7Ep11 😂

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@DChoCho28 I was too in shock to have a rating

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

So I just saw a Welch’s Grape Juice commercial that remixed Miss New Booty. Time to go to sleep

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

My love language is just sending show or podcast recommendations back and forth forever until we die

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@chrissyteigen you’re so good in Mulligan❤️ love you

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

I am so much more of a mess than I think I am

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

@anthonyjeselnik Add NYC please ❤️

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

Overthinking at 1am is my specialty

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

I’m just pissed she didn’t sing Shy Ronnie @nbcsnl

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

What I would give to hear Mason Disick’s Torah portion

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

So embarrassing that the part of my resume my job is making me double down on is fucking apparel chair

[Jamie @jamiesilver96]

Bro if Matt B licks his lips one more mf time on the confessionals I’m gonna lose it #BackInTheGroove