Mercury Poisoning

Save your sassy asides for your windowless bars. ✨Chaotic Neutral✨

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

I saw that someone posted a nice story about Sam Elliot and at first I was like ‘what a nice story!’ Then I was ‘Why the nice story?’ TLDR Sam Elliot is still alive, no need to panic.

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Ego death in the Hayley ticket queue? Not for me, I’ll take my ego death at the Fillmore on April 17!!!!!

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

It’s weird that @joerogan has been really fucking quiet about @jimmykimmel being fired. What a champion of free speech!! Worried they’ll come for you next Joe? Because eventually they will. Eventually they come for us all if we say nothing. Use your platform for good for once

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Goodbye Twitter. You won’t be missed.

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Whoever is in charge of the closed captions for Hulu needs to be fucking fired. The syncing is so far off that it ruins jokes in the next scene. #ivehadit

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

i’m about to be so wine drunk on october 1

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

“When you’re a star, they just let you do it…”

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

My new insult of choice is going to be ‘Couch fucker‘.

[𝓝𝓲𝓴𝓴𝓲 𝓑𝓪𝓻��𝓮𝓼 @NikkiBarnes]

There’s a movement

[Swifties For Hope @Swifties4Hope]

When you are young they assume you know nothing...

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[Omar @ouddin]

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[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Jazzed as hell. 🥰🤗

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

🥥🌴 BRAT

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

I got my permanent retainer removed today. I guess you could say that it’s not so permanent after all.

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Once a month I feel the need to remind the world that Lavender Haze is a weed strain and I fully believe @taylorswift13 is a stoner. That song is a love letter to weed.

[Chris Fairbanks @chrisfairbanks]

I don’t consider myself atheist but when my phone automatically capitalizes the G in god, I edit it back to lower case. I mean chill out.

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Every time my (very small) stock portfolio is up, I refer to it as ‘making money moves’.

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It doesn’t get said enough. The White Stripes are an amazing band. Jack and Meg are amazing talents.

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Dungeons and Drag Queens.

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

Do I want to start a vinyl collection?

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

@ouddin I’m sure another platform will come around sometime.

[Mercury Poisoning @JamieSouthside_]

The only reason I’ve opened Twitter the past 48 hours is to check to see if it was still here. I open it, my feed refreshes, I close the app. It’s quite similar to my last few days with my very old cat. “You alive, bud? Ok. Hope to see you soon.”