Jamie

father of 2 daughters, 👭 Spurs fan ⚽

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

That’s the result off losing 7 Stone 2lbs ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Mikey Mike @MikeyHotspurs]

Eze tuned down Spurs because Gods plan was for him to miss a vital penalty in Arsenals biggest game in over 24 years

It all worked out well for Spurs

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@piersmorgan Rattled mister Morgan? 😅😅

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Guy could you please help me make this post FLY by sharing it 🙏

This was Yesterday on @talkSPORT with the legend @RealRazor — had to drag him along cos I know NOTHING about football! 😂

This is all for something very real — the Men And Their Emotions (MATE) charity celebrity football match at Swindon Town’s County Ground on Sunday 3rd May 2026. We’re raising funds for men’s mental health in honour of local lad Steven Bailey, who tragically took his own life earlier last year.

Proceeds going straight to our M.A.T.E charity — that massive online Facebook community of around 64,000 blokes where lads can talk anonymously, share what they’re going through, and get proper support and counselling. No judgement, just real help when you need it most.

This means the world to me, we’ve lost too many good lads that were just lost, if we can get more talking and supporting each other, doing counciling it’s worth every kick of the ball.

It’s gonna be a cracking family fun day out — celebs vs ex-pros, loads of laughs, and hopefully some decent footy (from the pros lol)

This is who we’ve more or less confirmed already (still a few spots left, so if you’ve got ideas for people, tag ’em below and if anyone can help support the event, hit us up!):
Celebs Danny Dyer, Olly Murs (just watching) , Cole Anderson, Mashtag, Tom Zanetti, Matt Lapinskas, Harrison Elliott, Joe Cordina, Ryan Garner, Gaz Beadle, Daryl Robinson, Sonny Green, MC Harvey…

Ex-pros/Legends: Danny Simpson, Leroy Lita, Leon Britton, Derek Asamoah, Chris Dickson, Jamie O’Hara, Razor Ruddock, Martin Offiah, Courtney Massey, Kevin Betsy, Dean Morgan…
And more to be announced soon!

If you fancy watching me huff and puff trying to keep up with Danny Dyer and the rest of these boys while Razor probably just stands there laughing his head off, come down — tickets in my bio/link below. It’s gonna be epic, emotional, and a proper laugh. Get involved, support the cause, and let’s look out for each other. ❤️
Search: mate charity football match

See you there 💚💪⚽ #MATECharity #MensMentalHealth #CelebrityFooty

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@georgebann Who are we to get? We have no attacking players fit al all,

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@SangitaMyska Now show it from the beginning and not at the end

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@narindertweets Oh here we go 🤦‍♂️

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@ShaykhSulaiman Fuck off 80,000 😂😂

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@SpursOfficial @krakenfx Do the lineup normal, this does my bloody head trying to
Workout the team 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@TRobinsonNewEra @charliekirk11 It’s on the A3 passed petersfield

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@FabrizioRomano Yawn 🥱

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@johnniematthews @grok I never put anything here and thought fuck it 😂😂

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@amazinganiamals Assholes the lot of them

[Simon Jordan @Sjopinion10]

😜. Let’s see which mental midgets get triggered

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@HartleyFC I’ll be there with Jeffery in tow 😂

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@HLTCO To be fair though, all 3 goals were quality 👏

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@moosh_tips_007 What about all your other losing bets?

[Jamie @jamiesymes]

@Tottenham_Feed Hell yeah