Jamie

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

who tf names their dog “miles”

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

I’m a snail serial killer, but not by choice 😭

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

yeahhhh, this one got me 😭

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

@KreekCraft H2O mako mermaids

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

YO DID PUSS IN BOOTS DIE?!?

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

fuck a breakup, your fave lashes ever get discontinued?😭

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

🧍🏻‍♀️…. #SpotifyWrapped

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

@officialhoemar No cause I knew it was coming and had to pause for like 10 minutes to prepare myself and still wasn’t ready for it

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

why do i attract mfs who can’t drive

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

im the same height as mike wasowski 😫😭

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

that’s it that’s the tweet.

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

i was just told i look like an older version of dove cameron and ive never felt more lied to

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

@bombxalexa NO

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

am i just very stupid or did Michael Kors used to have an h in it

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

WHAT WAS MY LIFE😭🤣

[Maddie @mv_pp_]

your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

@bombxalexa BAHAHA YOU KNOW IT BABYYY😜😜😂

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

I’m 99% sure that I’m lactose intolerant but I’m not getting tested because I don’t want that negativity in my life

[Jamie @jamietallmann]

@criedwolves @bombxalexa 😭💀