shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball

just waiting for @jacksfilms to fix this | jamie she/her 23

[shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball @jamietweetstuff]

nothings better than getting drunk on hello kitty rose and watching some defunctland

[shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball @jamietweetstuff]

@justforfujoshi oh trust me i got a whole ass list of people i need to send the link to ur def on it

[shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball @jamietweetstuff]

Who the fuck would want Ilya choking on it like that’s so fucked up I can’t imagine a big scary Russian top sucking dick like his life depends on it that’s so degrading like ?????

[Shea @justforfujoshi]

People on here will talk down on a kink only for the fandom to immediately write 50 new fics about it. Reverse psychology works wonders.

[shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball @jamietweetstuff]

@justforfujoshi im writing one right now trust me its The Ilya Deepthroat Fic its based on WAP and its 2100 words at this rate i can probably crank it up to 3k words bc im having FUNNN (i have never touched a man)

[shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball @jamietweetstuff]

THE CROSBY SHOW???????

[jay @kendallhosseini]

#hollanov au where shane’s old tweets from 2010 about sidney crosby are dug up (before coming out) and ilya crashes out

[Blake Flayton @blakeflayton]

I am a Jew and I want to take this from you

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

this was such a weird thing to witness as an outsider. the perception of the girls shipping them at the time was that they were borderline schizophrenic and hallucinating signs that weren’t there. then 17 years later they’re like “yeah actually we were together the whole time”

[shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball @jamietweetstuff]

@leethesad No bc why is it a video of sidcros and Claude giroux beating the shit out of each other to like. All too well completely unironically

[shaq but white, short, and cant play basketball @jamietweetstuff]

@hudderall I NEED TO USE IT AS A PILLOW 😭😭😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

17 years ago today, Dan and Phil became Facebook friends.

[Paul Spencer @Wronglebowsk]

I had no idea John Kruk was on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[motherlover comeback? @motherloverswvl]

obsessed.

[AnA @samoti93]

Morgen Argentinien gegen Österreich wird so geil einfach hitlers Geburtsland und hitlers Fluchtland in einem Stadion

[piss kink 🔞 @kittens0ft]

if i had a dick i would be on the roof smoking a cigarette with my dick and balls out to the world

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

"La revelación será Ecuador"
"La revelación será Noruega"
"La revelación será Bélgica"

Cabo verde apareciendo de la nada:

[NobletStrength @NobletStrength]

All of the theories of why Americans don't like soccer like other sports such as not enough constant action, they need commercial breaks, too low scoring, etc. are all wrong. There's one reason that explains it all. America just developed its sporting culture around other sports.

[katie ⋆⭒.⋆ @djowoll_]

starting a rumour that brady tkachuk requested a trade so he didn’t have to deal with heated rivalry s2 and the ottawa of it all

[sim 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇸🇳🇫🇷🇭🇹 @simscircuit]

The hold Nike has...... wow.

[Airport 🪶 🇵🇷 @Caiminto]

Make sure to double check your own racism too

I guarantee that your family’s racism is embedded in you deep down, excise that cancer