strawberry JAMie🐝

• ialac • she/her • jer 29:11 • vet tech •

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

snoopy birthday cake! 🎂

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[glizzy mcguire @cleptocowgirl]

Why are u asking me to go out at 9 pm????? I have my Jammies on man

[🐌mahru🌔 @mahrugarita]

im a yapper and every single day is my personal yapathon and i live in yapville and yapping is an all time job and im so employed at the yap factory

[strawberry JAMie🐝 @jamiew277]

spotify wrapped just dropped and it’s not nearly as depressing as i expected it to be !!! slaying !!!

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Anyone else think it’s super fucked up that friends break up friends get married strangers get bored and strangers get buried trends change rumors fly through new skies but I’m right where you left me

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

[strawberry JAMie🐝 @jamiew277]

@coremancc151 🔥🤤😍😚

[Sparkz @SparkzRay]

Can anyone confirm John Mulaney’s location this morning…

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

Cars (2006) is so unrealistic because cars can't do that

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Do I have an unhealthy dependence on my dog? Absolutely. But in my defense he is pretty freaking dependent on me too.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle

[X @xiorabella]

IDK who needs to hear this but ur too pretty to be asking a man to act right

[strawberry JAMie🐝 @jamiew277]

needed this

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Sometimes people leave you halfway through the wood. Do not let it grieve you, no one leaves for good.

[strawberry JAMie🐝 @jamiew277]

why did i see the scarf and immediately expect this to be jake gyllenhaal