Jamie Wilson

Christian. Independent conservative. Volunteer disaster responder. Army veteran. Emerging technologies & data analytics.

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

Dear US government,

Since you've just blocked Fable and Mythos on critical national security grounds, here are some other tools that pose a similar threat to the American people:

- Microsoft Teams
- SAP
- Salesforce
- Jira
- Outlook

Please do what you must to save America 🇺🇸

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

The British mind attempts to comprehend American ribs for the first time 🇺🇸😭

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

Claude has become so reliable at not being reliable that I should build an office dashboard screen to track Anthropic outages and degraded performance.

#claudedown

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

Anthropic says it doesn't want its AI used for autonomous weapons, yet Claude was trying to kill me in the gym last week.

#anthropic #Claude

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

They may not be the Avengers, but Coldplay is the superhero squad we're all rallying around right now.

@coldplay #coldplay #notallheroeswearcapes

[Mark @markofbrooklyn]

We’ve achieved peak Simpsons

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

@wpengine I think a lot of the people in this comment thread should read Matt's and WordPress's positions before taking sides:

https://t.co/bmZybiCkTA
https://t.co/7tb5GqK9gz
https://t.co/fkPiOVSXZN

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

@asaio87 @wpengine Have you actually *used* WPEngine? It's far more than that. WordPress on WPEngine is not vanilla WordPress.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

we kneel before heroes, not invaders

@ZelenskyyUa 🇺🇦🫶🏻

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

@atrupar This is what happens when a scientist with decades of experience is questioned by a gym teacher.

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

This didn't age well. We now know Alexander Smirnov lied to the FBI and was passing Russian disinformation. Here's @RepTimBurchett and other Republicans amplifying that disinformation while criticizing the Justice Dept for doing its job and not being duped.

#RepublicanParty

[Rep. Tim Burchett Press Office @RepTimBurchett]

One day after lawmakers saw the FD-1023 document on Biden's cash grab as vice president, the leading presidential candidate is indicted.

Timing is everything for these people. Cut these agencies' funding until they play ball.

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

Mid-2010s: Republicans argue that forcing Internet companies to be neutral providers of information is "socialism for the Internet."

2023: Republicans asking the Supreme Court to force Internet companies to be neutral providers of information.

#netneutrality #SupremeCourt

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

@RepTimBurchett @TheJusticeDept You peddled Russian disinformation aimed against the United States. You literally helped a hostile foreign nation against your own country. You're unfit for office. Please resign.

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

"Into the hands of every individual is given a marvelous power for good or evil—the silent, unconscious, unseen influence of his life. This is simply the constant radiation of what man really is, not what he pretends to be."

— William George Jordan

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

Think you're having a bad week? Imagine working for MOHELA right now. Those guys are so messed up that my first bill will be "$0.00 $264 20" with a withdrawal date of "ested:"

#mohela #studentloans

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

@RepTimBurchett Wow, Burchett this is a new low. The video is conveniently cut to fit Burchett’s narrative and misses what Kerry was actually saying. Lying to your own constituents is pathetic. https://t.co/2uhWMJtrhg

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

My thoughts exactly.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Microsoft Teams is an abomination of a product.

The only reason companies use it is because it's included with an Office 365 subscription.

I'm not convinced that even a single designer ever worked on it

[Jamie Wilson @JamieWilson]

@timburchett 1) Have someone make a "confidential" tip to the FBI of an unsubstantiated accusation.

2) FBI records the statement on an FD-1023 (possibly with a note that it doesn't even seem credible).

3) Fox News and Tim Burchett say "ah, ha! There's an FBI document that says this!"