jamiegail🦆

I love Texas and the smell of sunscreen at a baseball game ☀️⚾️

[jamiegail🦆 @jamiiegaiil]

Streaker at @WMPhoenixOpen @barstoolsports @5thYear

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

when i was a kid i wanted this so bad and my mom got it for me for my birthday. later that day i overheard her telling my aunt that it was a pricey doll but i really wanted it. i felt terrible and told my mom i didn’t like it and asked her to return it. this has haunted me my whole life. i hate getting gifts because i feel guilty when people spend money on me. i told my husband about this and he brought it up to my mom and she has no memory of this. doll wasn’t expensive. my brother said wait i think i saw that in the basement. it was in the basement. she never returned it. i have been haunted by this doll that i thought was going to put my family in the poor house for 30 years and she never even returned it. anyway i’m in therapy now.

[jamiegail🦆 @jamiiegaiil]

@ChickfilA you and @Allstate have the same commercial jingle

[jamiegail🦆 @jamiiegaiil]

@_victoriaale

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Well deserved.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

You know how drunk you have to be for your own livestock to say “nah that’s enough, let’s go home” 😭😭

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Wildberry flashing the poptussy in the back will never not make me laugh

[Erick Lorinc 🎃 @ErickLorinc]

My nostalgic ass immediately got teary-eyed reading that

[Shithead McFuckface @socalledpopstar]

imagine Dexter wasn't a serial killer and Doakes was just Bullying an Autistic man for No reason

[jamiegail🦆 @jamiiegaiil]

My dad still uses his to this day 💀

[Kai @_7sssX]

Y’all had to be there 😭

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

RIP to the beer thief ❤️

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Lol my mom had a trick that was undefeated! She would stand in front of me with a belt in her hand.

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

Oh my god I just realised I'm going through life behaving like Dobby...

[abbie ｡𖦹°‧ @writerabbieb]

i love when authors bring back main characters of previous books as minor/side characters in their other works. i always get so excited. i know these guys! they’re my friends!!!

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I would keep that stone for the rest of my life. It would become a family heirloom. My children would pass this story down for generations.