lowk in my mallejami era

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

luckily (and maybe obviously, in hindsight) jamil doesn’t dump his ass but he does undergo a Quest (self-inflicted) for forgiveness (and maybe jamil sees moths as a little less scary as far as bugs go. like they can be a c-grade threat now.)

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

malleus the type to convince jamil to watch all the godzillas movies w him completely forgetting the concept of mothra and why this would be a problem. she shows up on screen and he’s immediately panicking like fuck jamil will never speak to me again

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

i know the nrc basketball score celebrations get disrespectful. every other game someone is getting a technical for one

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

most characters rocking with jamil despite him being possibly the biggest hater in the group is so funny. yes diva start that fanclub

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

@jamilkisses AND WITH HIS EVERYTHING BEING ABOUT INDEPENDENCE AUTONOMY AND SELF DETERMINATION???

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

oomf hating a ship i also hate

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

ace the kinda guy to make a half court shot but miss every free throw

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

@jamilkisses ! WAIT THIS IS SOSO COOL

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

eventually ppl get comfortable w malleus being there and forget abt him. cue ace fouling against jamil (maybe even flagrant) and looking to the stands (he thinks he’s gonna die) (jamil explained to malleus that fouls are part of the game, but she thinks ace’s fear is funny)

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

hear me out on malleus watching basketball practice sometimes (jamil gave him an open invite and he might have teared up) and it fucks up everyone else’s game like crazy. wdym the prince of briar valley top 5 mage is watching me miss free throws rn.

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

jamil and najma are so sweet. like yes that’s his annoying little sister he would kill for but not share conditioner with. yes she will always make fun of everything he does ruthlessly but also look up to him.

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

cater and mallejami as a whole sounds so funny to me. cater the type to insist he knows they have smth going on but nobody believes him

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

cater introducing malleus to the concept of stan twitter (he doesn’t get it) (he ends up making a “my boyfriend” stan account) (he becomes a micro celebrity [not under the draconian name] and cater doesn’t connect the dots for a long time)

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

@jamilkisses WE are all getting our flu shots

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

@jamilkisses god what a diva

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

@jamilkisses !!! YES LETS GETS MEDICAL W IT

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

@jamilkisses oomf cooking once again

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

@jamilkisses sebek the sweetest little baby ever

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

cater introducing malleus to the concept of stan twitter (he doesn’t get it) (he ends up making a “my boyfriend” stan account) (he becomes a micro celebrity [not under the draconian name] and cater doesn’t connect the dots for a long time)

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

the kind of thing that is scary to observe for most students and yet nothing bad is actually happening

[lowk in my mallejami era @jamilapologist]

mallejami and treyjade double date am i cooking.