Me: Noah, want daddy to take you night-nights?
Noah: No, mommy night-nights
Mikala: Ok, well tell daddy “night-night, love you”
Noah: Night-night, TV
What is this life and how am I now beneath the TV in my own household
Noah: *toots* “Dad toot”
Me: “I didn’t toot, did Noah toot?”
Noah: “Noah toot?”
Me: “Did Noah toot or Dad toot?”
Noah: *points directly at me and laughs* “Dad toot”
I’ve taught him well.
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