Jamie Butera

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

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Mother natures teasing me with this weather, in two days I won't be able to feel my extremities again.

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Sat all the way at end of row in class. Someone asks to squeeze by. Stared him in the eyes until he picked a new row. #alphamale

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@LA_BOGO It wasn't Bon Jovi's fault, just their old decrepit fan base.

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Because my tongues the only muscle in my body that works as hard as my heart.

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@BriannaButera You're the Queen of the sub tweet.

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I taste like beer, and I'm walking with a limp. Wtf did I do last night?

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@davealia Was that last tweet English?

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Learned a new phrase today. "Doing their own schmear." Curious to see how I can fit it into my English paper later. #context

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I liked Geology better when this guy used to talk about aliens.

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I get unique style, but there's a fine line between looking different and looking like you got dressed at the Salvation Army in the dark.

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Class got out in time to watch the X-Games start up. #goodday

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Today on lunch with Jamie! Special guests @Whamp77, @BigButz66, and @LA_BOGO! Quite a motley crew if you ask me.

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Love it when a packed class is basically empty the second week. #ICanSitAnywhereIWant

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I should change my name to Michaelangelo with how much pizza I eat. #herointhehalfshell

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Don't bite the hand that feeds. #literalsubtweet

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@BigButz66 I watched The Mighty Ducks like 30+ times, I know a little bit.

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Hockey's back, which means @BigButz66 is gonna blow my feed up again. #great

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@BriannaButera Brain=melting

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My heart flutters a little bit everytime I get a lefty desk in class. #the10%

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Holy shit, Shane from The Walking Dead is in s movie with The Rock, stoked. #Snitch