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Aubrey Plaza stan account

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. A lot more will make sense after that.

[໊ @wynavira]

at the end of the day it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally

[KING TORCH @_bbytorch]

fw a air sign btch u gotta stay on that btch heels cuz she walk outside and get treated like the mayor

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[lee ˚ ༘ 𖦹⋆｡˚ @whodfislee]

as an oldest daughter you need a partner that is useful #noshade

[໊ @wynavira]

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

[🇱🇧 @lebanesesami]

Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?”
This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people

[in my choosing peace era @lovevideovixen]

we have lost the art of "what about you?" in daily conversation and im so sick of it

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

People get a real job and start posting Instagram captions like “Q1 2026”

[Center on Conscience & War @CCW4COs]

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[Adam @AdameMedia]

BREAKING 🚨 MARINE: “NO ONE WANTS TO DIE FOR ISRAEL”

U.S. Marine Brian McGinnis got dragged out of a senate hearing for standing up and saying what everyone is thinking.

Reports that they BROKE his hand.

This is a patriot.

[Maria @Maria_ktwts]

You go off twitter and realize the major world events dont bother anyone else😭😔

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone.

[222 @DerikcaDesiree]

I don't have no get back for a weirdo. life eating you up. your mind eating you up. i don't have to do sht but keep being me.

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Situationship and the situation is he’s retarded

[𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐀 𝐉𝐀𝐘𝐄’ @MissThrilla]

over the years I’ve learned that you simply have to meet me after your ego dies. I won’t make sense to you at all anytime before that.

[sunny @inve1ns]

my exes are not over me because i took the time to peer into their souls and told them they are bad people

[Shaneese🩷 @_shaneese]

You leave a man alone and he’s convinced there’s a new man. No baby, I just h8 you now. That’s it.