it’s-a me, sami

be there in 5 !

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

shoutout to @macklemore for inspiring my 6th favorite costume. it took me 8 minutes to make, maybe.

[Paramore Brasil @paramorebrasil]

🚨 MEU DEUS!

Hayley Williams fez uma participação especial no segundo episódio da série DANG!, da Netflix, lançado ontem!

Ela dubla sua própria personagem durante uma alucinação de Eunice, aparecendo como uma espécie de "guia espiritual":

[Glaceon with da flower 🌺 @glacilan]

This is a crazy reference for Nintendo

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

@lirpanator the Big Drink

[Hannah 🦢 @haphazardlyyyyy]

you’re kidding

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

are you fucking plagiarizing animal crossing? tom nook will outlive you

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

hey doordash can we get rid of bike delivery like if i wanted cold food i would order it that way smh

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

@dunkindonuts this triggered my fight or flight (in a good way?)

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

so you’re just gonna send me a work email while I’m at work to my work email during work hours?

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

lmao can’t afford groceries or dinner bc i have a prescription to get

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

turn your jeans into joots

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

look if you use ai to do your christmas shopping you’re pitiful

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

what do you mean in 10 years i’ll be having flashbacks to the hayley williams solo tour presale

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

girl what

[dechynii_ꪆৎ @cariakuu_]

simple life hacks ✅

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

@lirpanator

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

you cowards only post pictures and not the whole clip shut up kevin from the office

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Are those Nazi salutes?

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

everything i’ve learned about lily allen and david harbour has been against my will

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

i hate so much that chewy uses @FedEx like sure order 30lbs of dog food just for them to NEVER read delivery instructions and take it to the wrong place every time. i can’t carry that!!!

[it’s-a me, sami @jamjardines]

level 80 requirement in pokemon go is to sacrifice an eevee to the devil