Alyssa

shoot for the sun, cause when you get there you die✨🌸💞

[Alyssa @jamjins]

@lisasxlibrary pls what is this gif called

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

11 years ago today, the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage in the United States.

[Alyssa @jamjins]

@Juli0F0olio @madsssagascar this has to be the healthiest and most mature take on twitter in the entire apps history

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Alyssa @jamjins]

@DUALIPA @kelviiisss couple of the century

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there

[mel ᱬ loverboy catra @sichono]

sorry once again im mad that heated rivalry gets to be the famous gay sports rep out there when its literally inspired by moments between gay women but whatever what the fuck ever

[sophia•of•the•Crows🐦‍⬛ @DSEDunn]

So. If you are in ANY emergency situation — let’s say you park in your driveway, & only as you begin taking your groceries from the car, you see movement in your home that is supposed to be empty. And a broken window. You cannot drive away to somewhere safer to get help. Your car refuses.

You are at a traffic light. Suddenly someone is trying to get into your car (this has happened to me). You have a split second to accelerate & leave him in the dust. Your car shuts down power.

The school calls. Your daughter has fainted. You cannot drive to the school to pick her up because your car notices your eyes are wide & you’re breathing fast.

Your car now controls whether you live or die in an emergency situation. And those controls cannot be overridden.

[• @yducknow]

me at the job i begged God for

https://t.co/iQSkh5a3TN

[mya @24hrrRadio]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[rod @perrystarshiips]

how it feels to spend 4 years in college in another city and then it ends and all your friends go back to their hometowns and you also go back to your hometown but you have no friends there and no job

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

[Kuba Swift @kubaswift]

Poop and Shit meet at toilet

[wren ❦ STEREO BOY @zweigstar]

ITS CHRISTMAS !!!!!

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

The blonde one from Heated Rivalry is like the Meryl Streep of fake Russian accents and gay sex

[nana 🦌 @stupidssong]

I AM COMING TO THE COTTAGE

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

This is crazy lol

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Meanwhile the life of an only daughter looks like this