Joey Montgomery

hoosier

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

This, to me, was the magic of Dolly Parton. She refused to make anyone feel less than—because she herself had constantly been reduced to a trope. She understood that people were complicated.

People crave that discernment, so people craved Dolly. The world needs that.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Joey Montgomery @jamjmont]

But the data centers!

[Hedgeye @Hedgeye]

Hospitals that adopted AI fastest saw the fewest deaths in 2026.

[AG @AGHamilton29]

The biggest feature of antisemites is they lie constantly to justify their bigotry.

The Ellisons don’t donate to the IDF. The IDF doesn’t even take private donations. They donate to the FIDF, a program to support military families. It has 0 to do with actual military activities.

[Joey Montgomery @jamjmont]

Roses are red
Chuck's on vacuum number two

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

2026 butter cow moooooo

[Patrick Norton @patdnorton]

Pat Hughes is back! Here’s his call of Alex Bregman’s game-winner against the White Sox.

13(!!) walk-off wins for the Cubs this year.

(@thescorechicago)

[Sam Olbur @SamOlbur]

BREGMAN DID IT AGAIN. BANG BANG

[Dan Treacy @DanTreacyASN]

Didn’t realize Pete Crow-Armstrong, who hit two home runs last night including a walk-off, said in 2022 that he was babysat by Hayden Panettiere growing up.

PCA’s parents both worked alongside her on Heroes in the late 2000s.

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

Pete Crow-Armstrong hit the first pitch to the Cubs out of the ballpark. And he hit the last pitch to the Cubs out of the ballpark.

[Murphy's Bleachers @murphysbleacher]

Enjoy the Red line lmao

[Joey Montgomery @jamjmont]

What an awful headline. Narcan should be found in every apartment. It's a livesaving medication.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Hayden Panettiere Death: Narcan was found in apartment.

What we know: https://t.co/GSHgkdTlGT

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Alan Jackson has changed the name of his song to "It's Four O'Clock Somewhere" out of respect for Jayden Daniels.

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

So everyone is sharing an out-of-context incorrect analysis of data to suggest that 82% of pregnant women who received the COVID vaccine had a miscarriage and therefore wildly claim it was "like an abortion shot."

That is absolutely not true. And, of course, if this had actually happened, it would've been apparent and would've shown up in the massive, global data analysis that has been done and never found any increase in miscarriage rates associated with COVID vaccines in pregnancy.

Meanwhile, the whole statistical misinterpretation everyone is sharing is based on an incorrect denominator, and the actual number, when calculated correctly, is 12%, which is the same as the typical 1st-trimester miscarriage rate in a pregnant population.

But millions of people are just falling for and sharing insane misinformation, and countless understandably heartbroken mothers who experienced miscarriages are now accusing doctors of murdering their babies.

We are so cooked.

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

It's repulsive how many people jeer at this stuff. Haiti is controlled by armed gangs. People are starving, it's hard to get basic essentials like medicine, & violence is routine. Every smug keyboard warrior mocking this man would also be sobbing if they were living his reality.

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

.@ChuckGrassley’s vacuum cleaner Beth got an NYT obit

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

U willl see Beth no more   See black that’s from electrical sparks. It’s not safe to use anymore. GOOD BYE BETH . U hv been a real workhorse. Ur namesake still is hard worker.  I will miss u

[ESPN @espn]

Gustave The Girl Dog "GG" is your 2026 corgi racing champion 🏆🐶

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra.

And, at number two?

Ezra.

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

1995: oh cool you can buy books online now

2026: the company that owns Whole Foods and Lord of the Rings is experiencing setbacks with its space program