˚✧₊kami

[phoebe akgae heard chesapeake @phocbes]

who else gonna wear a mini skirt for phoebe #SlutOutForPhoebe

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!

[⡞⠳⣄⣀⣠⠞⢷ ֹ۪ sof @HOUSPSYCHOTIC]

awkwafina on willoughby tucker and ethel cain

"they finna died"

[kas ♱ @dullbruises]

goodbye ethel cain and willoughby tucker we will always love you 😭😭😭😭😭

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Being someone who genuinely loves to talk about the weather

[club cain @dollofcain]

i’d reach into your body and fix you if i could

[lyssa @lyssamartel]

babe come back inside

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Say Santa is fake again I’ll fucking fold you bro

[paige @BonerWizard]

when I first went to Texas Roadhouse as a kid and saw all those peanut shells on the floor, I couldn’t believe it. I was like this is insane!!!!

[joey @joboduj]

officer i had no idea i was even driving

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

This heatwave

[phoebe akgae heard chesapeake @phocbes]

they’re giving people who are pure of heart day 2 presale

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[bonﹺ @fwrosting]

god forbid a girl gets lipgloss on the joint

[yami ೀ @yamicatluvr]

but you know i’d stand on the corner
embarrassed with a picket sign if it meant i would see you when i die