Jamie

Help me I'm poor

[Jamie @jamlease]

@PoleDoctress Postpartum is low on formula, bottles, and nipples. 😳 Talk about pressure to breastfeed

[Jamie @jamlease]

@MrsPA_C Most OBs will deliver at 37 weeks for cholestasis !

[Jamie @jamlease]

@MrsPA_C The last few weeks seem to drag on and on too 😫 Wishing you a comfy spot to put your feet up 🤍

[Jamie @jamlease]

@nursekelsey “Can we take the baby back to the morgue yet?” -Heartless management

[Jamie @jamlease]

Four. More. Night. Shifts. 🙌🏼

[Jamie @jamlease]

@RedStethoscope That little ponytail sprout 🥺🥰

[aj PA-C @j_thePA]

Breakfast: ☕️🍌🍓

Lunch: 🥗🥒🥕

Dinner: 🍕🌮🍔🌭🍰🍪🍺🥃🍻🍹🍷🍷🍷

[Jamie @jamlease]

@RedStethoscope Same boat over here. 9/10am nap is now pushed to noon. Hoping it eventually becomes a 2 hour nap 😴

[Jamie @jamlease]

I would like a Maps options of “baby fell asleep and now I need to take a drive for X amount of minutes and still get home”

[Jamie @jamlease]

The Great British Baking Show but with a toddler on your hip

[Jamie @jamlease]

Used to have cute hair
Now it’s always in a bun
Hello motherhood

[Jamie @jamlease]

@Kati_Kleber I feel like I’m doing 12 hours of work in 8 hours! Usually a rush to get things wrapped up at the end of shift

[Jamie @jamlease]

Accidentally let the baby semi-faceplant on the concrete at our first swim lesson. Just out here helping all the other moms feel better about themselves 🙃 #hesfine

[Jamie @jamlease]

I want family photos but I don’t want to take family photos

[Jamie @jamlease]

Whoever said “the baby weight just falls off when you breastfeed” was a LIAR #postpartum

[Jamie @jamlease]

@dayduhh11 Dolly really is the best ✨

[Jamie @jamlease]

Everyone else: selfie with their COVID vaccine card
Me: loses card within 6 hours of getting the first dose

[Jamie @jamlease]

@dayduhh11 That is baby life 😩 Also why I take a nap at 2:30 when he does

[Jamie @jamlease]

I ordered a small box of 9 corndogs. Walmart subbed it out for a box of 22 corndogs #notmad