Jam

Good at nothing

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If someone proposed to me on the Sears Tower Sky deck I would probably puke in their face bc I'm afraid of heights and commitment

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@RBandMPodcast Why hating on your own fans! 😢

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Dating in Lakeview is hard bc the hot guys are gay and the straight guys are also gay

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@doobysnacks What’s up

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@doobysnacks It’s soooooo sad when u lie on the internet

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Can’t sleep, thinking about how women grow humans inside their bodies

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@doobysnacks @_charlesmoses @ChickenGaynors You guys take such good care of me

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My therapist said “I’ve never seen someone gaslight themself the way you do” and I’m gonna take that as a compliment

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@ChickenGaynors @doobysnacks Can u believe we’re back together?? Miss U 💋

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@COUGH_field @seanburton__

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My euro friend @JammerTimee is sexual

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Got the ick from watching a guy’s skydiving video

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Sometimes I am absolutely wasted in the bathroom at the club, scrolling through LinkedIn for 5+ minutes, celebrating and supporting the homies professional accomplishments

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Thinking about when I was really missing my dead Irish grandma so I dated a guy from Ireland that I didn’t actually like

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To this:

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The difference in communication styles of female and male bosses.
I’m going from this:

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Don’t call/text, I’m sleeping with my window open while it’s 65° out and my dog is nestled into my arm

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All I remember about my dream last night is looking into my (deceased) grandma’s eyes and saying “give me boobs or give me death”

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Jotting down some quick goals for the work week ahead after a 15,000 calorie weekend