jamie

fuck ‘em

[jamie @jamoeeee]

I just heard that waking up with a joint and iced coffee is called “hippie speed ball” which is cool but i just call it a Tuesday morning

[jamie @jamoeeee]

I can’t believe you people be hiring content creators for weddings…. My rule was the first person that asked me to make a fucking TikTok is getting kicked out

[jamie @jamoeeee]

The dog standing over me at 4:24 am bc the birds are already chirping

[jamie @jamoeeee]

Not amazon sending back to school deals when the kids still got a month of school 😂

[jamie @jamoeeee]

My fav is when people ask if i liked the glp1’s\ what one im on…… BITCH IM A CONSPIRACY THEORIST TO MY CORE you think took that shit be so fr …. Im flattered tho lowkey

[jamie @jamoeeee]

Kevin sent me budgetless birthday shopping for his sister….. he’s literally never gonna do that again …. youre welcome Ashley 🤍🤍🤍

[jamie @jamoeeee]

There was 157 Alicia’s at Circe in 2016 on any given Friday

[Sonja’s Tampon String @turtletimeny]

So she’s actually MOTHER

[jamie @jamoeeee]

People ask me like once a week if I’m excited that wedding planning is over like no bitch I love everything about planning… I live for a fucking plan

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

when i’m angry and someone offers me weed

[jamie @jamoeeee]

Kevin bought five guns and as his wife I shut the fuck up… how does he get away with that as a husband??? He buys me a purse to shut my ass up.

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.

[jamie @jamoeeee]

The entire state of ri is smokey tn and nobody knows why wtf

[Missi Hesketh for MO 7th @MissiforMO]

The City of Festus, MO canceled their Council meeting for tonight following last night's election whereby citizens voted out of office every single member who voted for the data center there that the people did not want.
Micro to macro, that is how we hold them accountable.

[jamie @jamoeeee]

We really said “no child left behind” and then left them all behind

[Sean Patrick @sefo22]

Made a joke about how the price of oil doesn’t affect me as a non-driver but was quickly informed that it affects all of us

[jamie @jamoeeee]

People be like whats the secret???? The secret is a good man and not giving a fuck about anything else

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I like what you guys are doing but this one is off the mark. There's nothing embarrassing about the guy helping out at his son's basketball game. It's actually wholesome. I wish more politicians spent their free time this way.

[jamie @jamoeeee]

Thats us babyyy

[TMZ @TMZ]

Rhode Island Congressman Plans 'Real Housewives' Watch Party Amid Partial Shutdown https://t.co/H8XBSCoHXs

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Every week, a tech executive goes onstage to tell the world they’re deliberately making the world worse because it will make them money

[clifford carmichael @former_gcup]

“Oil is $100 the barrel” what kind of 1600s ass measurement is that. That means nothing to me. Let me see the barrel

[🧡miki💙 @mikugly]

How i walk when I’m drunk but i think I’m controlling it.