Jamie Horton

[Katelin Goebel @KatelinGoebel]

Come work with me on the prairies of NW Minnesota! MNDNR is hiring 6(!!!) temp seasonal techs to study prairie chicken survival this spring/summer. Check out the job posting and apply by Dec. 12: https://t.co/t7npVFlvcB
#wildlifejobs Image cred R. Sanderson, Macaulay Library

[Katherine Steele @Kath_Steele]

Today's a day like any other
But I am changed
I am a mother
Oh in an instant
And who I was has disappeared
It doesn't matter, now you're here
So innocent
I was lost for you to find
And now I'm yours and you are mine

Two tiny hands, a pair of eyes
An unsung melody is mine for sa—

[Jason Kim O @Captaln_O]

Celine Dion fits pretty well to this great ending of an awesome @GopherFootball victory over Penn State!
@gmost9 @WOelkers11 @GopherHole

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

me: *slices jalapenos for fun new soup recipe*
me, hours later: *watches 5 minutes of This Is Us*
my eyeballs:

[andrew @andrewnolan2]

One of my blinds broke in my bedroom so I just went to CVS

[Minnesota Golden Gophers @GopherSports]

Tweet tweet.

[JΞVH M @Jevholution]

i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up.

[THE Mr.Troche™ @JasianRaisin]

Me: I'm allergic to peanuts does this have any?

iHob: nah fam

Me: *dies*

iHob: however, it DID have beanuts

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
In your corner,
even in the roundest of rooms
On your side,
even if it makes this seesaw kind of boring

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

Update 2: Many more redheads in Dublin City Centre! This is exciting! 👍

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

I wonder what it's gonna be like to be a ginger in Ireland

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

Update: No noticeable difference. I've been here for two hours and I've only seen two other redheads?? 🤔

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

@chuchutrangg

[USGS Volcanoes🌋 @USGSVolcanoes]

Field photos just in: at 07:45 a.m. HST, today (May 5), lava from fissure 7 slowly advanced to the northeast on Hookapu Street. https://t.co/5w1RIQyCCC

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

"Leave the window open," they said. "It's so nice out," they said.
*leaves window open*
*comes back to a tiny layer of dirt/dust on EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM*

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I have so many things to say to this fuckboi shampoo bottle.

1. Stop negging my wife, her hair is great.

2. Hair is dead protein strands and unless you're a Medusa it is not supposed to be alive.

3. Keep your fucking horsepower expanders away from me and my family, Giovanni.

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

graduation + finals week + birthday week + limited free time - ragrets = mug cake for breakfast

[Col. John A. Bolduc @NSPColonel]

Txt from my brother In MN this morning. :
“I’m going to throw the snowblower on the trailer and drive south until somebody asks "What's that?" There will be my new home town. “

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

When I'm feeling especially brave, I love to listen to the @DearEvanHansen soundtrack at work and see how long I can just stare at my screen and click and conceal the fact that there are literal tears coming out of my eyeballs.

[Jamie Horton @jamon_yqueso]

@chuchutrangg OMG 😱