monty

ummm yeah, ok

[monty @jamontchillin]

It’s crazy how black people think 25 is to young to get married but isn’t to young to have kids😕 why are we so backward🤦🏾‍♂️

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Jia Jiang is famous for trying to get rejected as much as possible for 100 days, and he mostly learned it's harder than you think to get rejected

Things he tried:
-Asking a stranger to borrow $100
-Asking for a "burger refill" at Five Guys
-Asking to speak over the Costco intercom
-Asking for Olympic ring-shaped donuts at Dunkin
-Asking to plant flowers in a stranger's yard
-Asking to ride in a police car
-Asking to take a video of him playing soccer in someone's yard

In most cases even if people said no they still at least tried to help him in some way, because the "no" was mostly about concrete constraints

Rejection is rarer and typically far more gentle than you're expecting

(CC: @JiaJiang)

[jxck. @heyjxck_]

for your own sake, you genuinely have to believe in the theory of infinite abundance

for every lost love, missed opportunity, blown chance & failed test, there’s always a future substitute of equal or greater value

this is the only rational way to trick yourself into getting the most out of life

[zski 🇭🇹 @justzoey]

If all her pictures are in hotels rooms she selling pussy.

[V.Smith @vincsmith]

Hard agree. You’re also exposing yourself to a lot of trash you’d prob never encounter otherwise. Meeting people organically and building connections with ppl you encounter in your day to day often leads to finding ppl ur naturally more aligned with and have more in common with.

[ཐིᗢཋྀ @sonderfawn]

i love being black

[Andrew Carr 🤸 @andrew_n_carr]

In college we has `rejection Tuesdays` where you had to try and get rejected.

Homies got married left and right

[Jamie Bambrick @j_bambrick]

An idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest.

Get after it dummy.

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

Taraji

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

I just fuck wit the woman who choose me not the one who needs an ego boost

[Cam Ward is 3-19 @BigCombb]

Pushing him out the way for nothing so she could do nothing.. It’s fake victim syndrome all up and down my TL rn.

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

All flats is propaganda. The drumstick is actually easier to eat.

[monty @jamontchillin]

@MonkeyDShootMe @LegacyPhd @_why_so_stupid_ Idk bout dream con but I was there at tsumicon today and they def checked ids

[monty @jamontchillin]

@MonkeyDShootMe @LegacyPhd @_why_so_stupid_ It’s was +18. No kids allowed

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

I cannot tell you how uninterested I am in flying cars when people who work 40+ hours a week can't afford rent or groceries.

[monty @jamontchillin]

@AcidSoulTae What’s does the paper do ?

[DANYEL @Itsdanyeltv]

We all watched Naruto first right

[Freckle Faced Fuck @FreckleFaceFvck]

Short story 🤣🤣🤣…

[69 @ushouldfw69]

i wish u niggas understood that there's always a better bitch.