the advocate

Private Consultant For Clients Seeking My Services. No Current Affiliation With The Other Guy.

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

More people should be emulating this sweet man. Spread love and kindness y'all!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰😻✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️🇲🇾 #love #cute #porn #JesusIsComingSoon #happy #CoffeeLover #pussy #messi #puppy #generosity🥳🥳👶👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👙🐶

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

scalpers will be sent to the Starving Hippopotamus Enclosure

[nine inch nails @nineinchnails]

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[the advocate @jamper_jam]

I don’t think they liked this one

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

negative ratemyprofessors scores necessitate a little more investigating now since the cattle gpt bums throw a tantrum whenever they're asked to use the neurons they already killed off with cheap dopamine

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

negative ratemyprofessors scores necessitate a little more investigating now since the cattle gpt bums throw a tantrum whenever they're asked to use the neurons they already killed off with cheap dopamine

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

I swear to god they revived Henry Kissinger to give us today’s Wordle

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

entering Wordle HQ

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation’s independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.

What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city’s waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.

Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.

Happy Fourth of July, New York City.

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

told myself a month and a half ago that one all-nighter was enough to remind me why I shouldn't write my essays like this but here I am once again

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

New laptop or Switch 2

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

Got my whole friend group hooked on doing Wordle every day for almost a month now and I’m starting to understand how the CIA felt when they were trafficking cocaine into US cities

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

randomly looking up at my ceiling and seeing a really really really big and scary spider!!!😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

the horror movie scare that will always work on me is when someone receives new information that reveals to him that he is currently in a terrifying situation. like a guy watching security footage of a slasher going into a closet and then looking behind him and seeing that closet

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

the silence of the lambs tickets secured

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

I had to stop working on this after like three days because I realized it's kind of hard to make this when you don't have a finished pilot script

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

I just invented a little something called momentum

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

@AnimeSerbia beast mode

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

thank you Twilight Sniping [Extended] - Metal Gear Solid 2 OST for helping me with the laundry

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

yesterday was supposed to be the first day of my new (and third simultaneous) job and not even five minutes after I walked in the door I was laid off

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

imax 70mm tickets for dune secured

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

wtf is Thomas Massie doing

[Alexis (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ (dm me the word 'deer') @AlexisuwuAlexis]

i can't really mock tadc fans for finding "scary face" disturbing when this scene from Inland Empire is the most scary fucking thing i've seen in my life tbf

[𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹  @billyd3_]

"Everything reminds me of him..."

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

she rock with the BOB so I said "O DEN how bout some KIRK"

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

This also applies to accounts pre-2014 with the blue checkmark

[the advocate @jamper_jam]

There are exceptions obviously because people get suspended but if your account was made after Elon bought Twitter there’s a 90% chance I automatically do not believe you are a real person