Jiffy

beanie in a rondo, Rice Krispies in the oven, arsenal forever and Artetas fucking cookin

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@racingblogger Told me he’s whacking on Saffie Osborne in a minute

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Max fucking dowman

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Today’s game was surely enough to see Jesus and Nelli have got to go in the summer before they lose all of their value cos they’re both trash. Max dowman is unbelievable btw

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Dowman is better than madueke and martinelli already don’t understand why he doesn’t feature more regularly

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Lot of people touting Gabriel who was classas always, some touting Rice who was bang average, but Hincapie, oh my word what a find.

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MASSIVE

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Just won some coin from that Alvarez goal and genuinely not as excited as I should be after watching 90 minutes of Simeone ball.

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Genuinely think anyone who can’t stand Arsenal should be seriously frightened after seeing that CL draw, because we’re dancing to the final and we could be 3 trophies to the good by that stage

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Just watching the highlights on MOTD and they’re saying there’s 2 similar instances earlier in the season to the shove on Gabriel. They’re all fouls. Refs are just shite, 2 hands in the back to gain leverage is and always will be a foul

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Biggest pundits in the world all blaming VAR for the dreadful decisions this weekend when we didn’t have VAR in use is mental. The games moved on. Nobody gives a fuck about your appeal system Gary Lineker. Yes VAR could be used better but it is the referees, NOT the system.

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This champions league format is so fucking good btw the last day is class

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Is it just me that’s tired of hearing about a club’s ‘DNA’? Every man united pundit going on about the DNA of the club as if they were built on attacking risky 4-3-3 football. What a Load of shite it’s the manager is who defines the style and always has been.

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@its_ting11 @_BenMarro He’s got 4 in the prem just this season I’m pretty sure, not including other comps. but nice stat

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Saka with a stone cold 1/10 first half nice one pal

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@_BenMarro @its_ting11 Ben I’d politely ask that you keep the slime in my mentions to a minimum and prevent tings name from appearing where possible

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Thank you to all of Ginge’s minions for the easiest bet of the year

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Commentators was calling Liverpool and Real Madrid classy clubs for clapping Jota. Liverpool then proceed to boo the Scouse born player who won them everything and finished his contract on his return to anfield. Real classy from victim fc.

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Trents brother reacting to the loss 😭

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@scrapytweets It’s getting to the point now where we are right there but he just isn’t, no killer instinct at all. The starting midfield sums the mentality up. less then 1% of fans bench eze today.