Jane

[Jane @jamps444]

i like know a couple of people who can parallel park now because of rupaul’s tiktok. not many people but like … more than 0. like at least 2

[Jane @jamps444]

@tylerthecreator wait… hey!!!

[Jane @jamps444]

to anyone who needs to hear it: you don’t need to pretend to listen to phish for that guy. don’t do it. please don’t do it. you’re better than that.

[Jane @jamps444]

i’m so scared what is this ad

[Jane @jamps444]

@gottmik i would never treat you like this.

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[Jane @jamps444]

when is rupaul herself going to compete in drag race.

[Jane @jamps444]

not meg!!!!

[Jane @jamps444]

yeah invited a few friends over for drinks later. oh which friends? peter brian stewie quagmire joe cleveland lois bonnie mort muriel chris adam west tom tucker diane simmons principal shepherd dr. hartman bruce seamus and ollie the weather guy.

[medusa @medusa_adsume]

if vaccines caused autism we would have high speed rail

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

I think about this every day LOL

[Jane @jamps444]

no one needs to be bullied more than blonde white women

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

they should invent a kind of sleep that leaves you refreshed in the morning

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[may 🍎 @ih8may]

i hate college and employment i was born to hang out