Jamie

26. he/him. big dyke

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

@gaytransleo Happy Birthday!

[jj @jonnoxrevanche]

Call me when they make a movie about her

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

“What do you mean the carpet is killing people?! Carpet can’t -“

[ً @winterstellart]

girls when there's mitski comeback news

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Y just like that I look like the doggie

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

when i differentiate between two previously mentioned things by calling one the former and the other the latter

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

i forgot the word for sperm donor before so I said "surrogate, but for sperm, an opposite surrogate". my brain is slush

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

@everykingd0m Yes. A special Spider-Man with birthday boy powers. Like Miles Morales but cooler

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

It's my birthday and a nasty spider crawled on me and now it's disappeared. I'm pretty sure this is the worst thing that could happen to a

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

@everykingd0m Thank you!

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

one time he said to me that people in the UK probably don't know that America has a bad drug problem because there are no junkies in the UK. what????

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

working with online clients is fun because I spent months thinking one of my clients was a young gay American because he had that American insularism about his writing even though his novels are set in the UK and a general immaturity about him but he's actually in his 50s!!!

[Jamie @jamtheman97]

I wish there was an emoji combining 😭 and 🤣. Sometimes I want to communicate that I am collapsing to the ground in

[Josh Sawyer @jesawyer]

Ha ha please… my father was Mr. Shitte. Call me Pee.

[johannes (yo-han-ehz) / semi-professional cuntboy @JohannesTEvans]

BIG recommendation, this 18th century erotic piece with a big focus on fashion and style from @inkyswampbones fucking fuuuucks, it's so fucking good

https://t.co/XMIk4hITxB

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

RIP Emily Dickinson, you would have really loved Mountain Dew Summer Freeze 💙