alvin.exe

[alvin.exe @jamwaka_]

The biggest problem I have with someone asking me if I remember saying something is not knowing whether they're being honest or just taking advantage of my crappy memory 😂

[A. @aarna_jaiswal_]

So he's never gonna text me again and im supposed to be okay with that? Live with it?

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

i’ve noticed some women start treating you differently once they realize you’re not scared to walk away. why is that?

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

Parking spots za clubs zinakuanga zimejaa mbaya. A lot of people drink & drive than they admit to.

[️ ️ ️ ️ @StrenjaDenja]

unarushia your corporate baddie a philosophical conundrum in the morning to challenge her mind na office husband anamuuliza "leo unavaa thong ama unakam ukiwa commando"

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Dating a woman who gets excited like a kid every time she’s around you is one of the best decisions a man can make. She’ll treat you better.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Most women hushinda wameongelelea their exes juu they might never have such kind of a man again in their lives .

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Again, if you are intentional about keeping your hands and/or conscience clean, you have to make peace with the fact that there is a level of wealth you will never attain.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

wamama hawakurate huona ukiwa fala sana

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

Kijana anakupigisha mechi safi hadi unajiuliza mbona mlizaliwa pamoja mamae.

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kenyan restaurants hung pictures of food they can't cook. Let me not even talk about kinyozi😡

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

One thing I've noticed is that if you don't find a partner during your university years, it can become much harder later on. Most of the married people I know met while they were in school, dated for years, and eventually got married.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Rich kids being able to do art for a living may be a reflection of their privilege but it seems to me like a reflection of the fact that a human that doesn't have to worry about money will often choose art. everyone is an artist until rent is due. i wish we all had that right

[Mwendwa @Kelvinmwendwa__]

Picture this: Three boys are standing at the Macha Town roundabout. A well-known man in Macha, who was coming from drinking at Club Legends, hits one of them with his car.

The boys ask him what’s going on. The man reacts by getting out of the car with a machete. Then, without hesitation, he claims that the boys were trying to steal his car.

Within moments, boda boda riders have gathered around, and before long, they decide to burn the boys. That’s how dangerous mob justice can be.

Justice for our boys. My homies and former Mumbuni Boys School mates ; we will miss you.

Justice will be served. Rest in peace, Charlie, Stan, and Katuu. Stan & Katuu were brothers 💔 Tomorrow is Katuu’s birthday

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

leave that man alone, you're not ready to date yet 😭

[Jake. @YedIin]

If you’re not willing to sacrifice your sleep schedule for the World Cup then you’re simply not taking advantage of your one life on earth

[B @ngwata_]

There has been no one at work at the Nairobi Rivers Commission @nairobi_rivers since 10am.

[alvin.exe @jamwaka_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[St Francis @Ujfranc]

You are having less sex because you don’t have your own place, yet.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Elon Musk has officially become the world's first trillionaire.

This comes after SpaceX (SPCX) stock began trading, pushing the value of his holdings past the $1 trillion mark

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Dangerous is the man who have the options of hoes but choose to have none.