Jam Biscuit

99% retweets.

Most of the accounts that follow me are dead/abandoned.

Probably a bot.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.

[Harout @HaroutKhack]

Overheard in sf:

“I think that guys listening to our conversation”

[zombie man @0boymeetsw0rld]

how it feels to gain the trust of an outdoor cat

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

You don’t hate antivaxxers enough.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Well, We’ll Always Not Have Half-Life 3 https://t.co/vHJBVRLppm

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

thanks ai overview

[trash jones @jzux]

just remember… it’s always the most over before you’re so back

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Every truly evil person has had a mindset that boils down to "people suck." It justifies anything under the guise of "They'd do the same to me!"

So if you feel a "people suck" mindset seeping into your brain, you should react the way you would to a smoke alarm at 3 am.

[Jam Biscuit @Jamz_TC]

@theneedledrop

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

You can basically be happy every day if you listen to ska

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel
https://t.co/SLAoPQPvyN

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

endless bummer

[Dr. Aaron, PhD @aaronposting]

Listening to Pet Sounds again

[Jam Biscuit @Jamz_TC]

@theneedledrop Something you should've reviewed a month ago

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

Because in practice anti-vaxx is a luxury belief based on the assumption that your neighbors’ vaccines do in fact work

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[teryn @youngtiddy]

when your eyelid twitches uncontrollably that means everything’s okay

[sophia @charliyuri]

wait…ppl won’t see a movie in theaters just bc they have nobody to see it with? free yourself from the chains of societal norms. seeing a movie by yourself is legit great.

[frankie @frankieats]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please